Saturday, December 15, 2012

THE APPARITION (2012)

The only and I mean only reason to watch this movie is Alice Cullen...I mean, Ashley Greene.  She's unbelievably hot, but the movie is as bland as can be.  Young couple live in a big house.  Creepy stuff starts to happen and wouldn't you know it?  Back when ol' boy was in college he pissed off a ghost and now the ghost or whatever it is is haunting his ass.  Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.  Of course this ghost really doesn't do a whole lot besides grow mold, destroy coat hangers and wreck cameras.  Boooooring.  On the bright side though you have Ashley Greene walking around doing stuff like breathing and smiling and talking and playing video games....what?!!!  Ahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!  Oh shit.  I'd believe in ghosts before I'd believe in a hot chick playing video games.

Zero scares, zero blood, zero gore, zero tits, zero sense.  Fuck this lame movie.
 This is biggest bullshit in the history of movies right there.