Saturday, July 22, 2017

THE PERILS OF GWENDOLINE IN THE LAND OF THE YIK YAK (1984)

Loosely (I'm guessing) based on the "Sweet Gwendoline" comic character of the late 1940's and modified to fit with the popularity of the Indiana Jones/ROMANCING THE STONE-style films of the 1980's, THE PERILS OF GWENDOLINE IN THE LAND OF THE YIK YAK is the story of a woman who ran off to China in search of her missing father.  There's also something about a mysterious butterfly, but none of that matters.  The only thing that matters is when the three main characters (an average-looking woman, a dude and the unbelievably sexy - in an 80's kind of way - Tawny Kitaen) get to the all-female society.  Everything before that is just filler.  Once they get to the all-female society though, it's wall-to-wall topless women, bondage gear and Tawny Kitaen topless...a lot.  Fuuuuck yeah!!!

Outside of Tawny Kitaen topless, I can't really recommend TPOGITLOTYY.  The humor is so bad that I didn't even realize that it was a comedy until I watched the extras and the director said it was a comedy(!!!), sets that look just like sets, uninspired camerawork, overacting by everybody, pointless story that has zero emotional attachment, tons of (poorly filmed) topless women, zero erotic moments, zero good action scenes and a fake as fuck looking alligator.

That said, Tawny is still hot as fook!