Monday, December 31, 2018
Very loosely based on Marquis de Sade's "Philosophy in the Boudoir", EUGENIE tells the story of a young lady who goes to spend the weekend on a private island with a woman and the woman's brother. Sexual hijinks ensue. That's really about it. If the sexual hijinks had actually been stimulating that would have been awesome, but unfortunately, EUGENIE is about as sexy as waking up to find a vampire bat nibbling blood-flavored fat free peanut butter off your dick.
The young girl is drugged (at least twice) and abused, but then, when she wakes up in the morning without a scratch, she's sexually curious about her "dreams". Eventually a more sinister plan arises, but it's so lame that it might as well been left out of the script.
Boring story, Christopher Lee lifelessly reading his boring lines, a fair amount of nudity by our two lead actresses, meh acting, slow as molasses pace, that one dude from MARK OF THE DEVIL, disappointing ending.
On the one hand, I admired the filmmakers for trying to adapt something by de Sade, but on the other hand, they did such a poor job of it that if de Sade was still alive, he probably would have hated it for being so tame. Skip it.