1914. Katharine Hepburn and her brother are missionaries in Africa. They've been
there for 10 years, living a peaceful existence with the natives (brainwashing
them in exchange for food and shelter) when suddenly German soldiers come
marching in, round up all of the villagers and burn everything to the ground! It
seems that a huge War has started and they didn't even know anything about it.
Katharine's brother is beaten and soon dies from his wounds. A few hours after
her brother's death the guy (a scraggly Humphrey Bogart) who delivers supplies
and the mail shows up on his ragged little boat. Naturally he takes Katharine
with him and she, being furious with the German, takes over Bogart's life and
insists that they travel many miles down the river through rapids and wild
animals and solders and countless other dangers in order to make his boat into
floating bomb and crash it into a giant German ship that's protecting the river
opening!!!! Holy fuck! That's some crazy shit, but Bogart has a severe case of
blue balls so he agrees.
The story is interesting, but the main attraction here's the two leads. Bogart
and Hepburn are great and both turn in some of the very best performances of
their careers and that's really saying something! Especially Bogart, some of
Bogart's facial expressions are just perfect. He captures this role to the point
that I cannot even think of somebody else doing it. Thinking of somebody else in
this role is like thinking of Indiana Jones played by Bud Kort.
My one small complaint is the ending was too abrupt. There was a lot of action
and BAM!!! it's over, get the fuck out of the theater. That happens a lot with
older films, but still I wish there bad been just something small at the end to
kinda give you an indication of what might happen next. If you like exciting
classic cinema then I say check it out.
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Monday, November 16, 2009
NEKROMANTIK (1987)
NEKROMANTIK is a justifiably infamous film and even though it's 30+ years old it's still pretty messed up. Younger, first-time viewers though (jaded from all the fucked-up shit on the internet), will probably find the whole thing cheesy, cheap-looking, slow and nowhere as violent as they had expected. Dated or not, I actually liked the film and honestly think that it deserves, at least, a footnote in The History of Cinema.
Our hero, Rob, is a pathetic loser who's employed cleaning up accidents and crime scenes. Being a deviant freak, he pockets small odds and ends of humans (eyeballs, fingers, etc.) and takes them home to his disgusting apartment and his horrible girlfriend. She doesn't seem to like Rob, but instead uses him to feed her sick desires of bathing in blood and humping random body parts. One day, Rob makes a huge score and brings home an entire dead body! The two of them, happy as pigs in shit, start making out and fucking the putrefied corpse.
Things take a turn for the worse at his job and he's fired. So now that her supply has dried up, his girlfriend shows her true colours and runs off with the corpse! Dumped for a dried-up corpse, that's gotta hurt. Rob's depressed over the whole thing so [SPOILERS!!!] he kills a cat, bathes in its entrails, watches a shitty slasher movie then kills a few people and fucks a corpse before he stabs himself while popping a boner and shooting a geyser of jizz and blood all over the joint. [END OF SPOILERS!!!]
Interesting film and one of the highlights of 80's cult cinema. Worth at least one viewing. You might recognize some of the audio since it was used in the Nine Inch Nails song "Reptile".
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Part 2 - Nekromantik 2 (1991)
Our hero, Rob, is a pathetic loser who's employed cleaning up accidents and crime scenes. Being a deviant freak, he pockets small odds and ends of humans (eyeballs, fingers, etc.) and takes them home to his disgusting apartment and his horrible girlfriend. She doesn't seem to like Rob, but instead uses him to feed her sick desires of bathing in blood and humping random body parts. One day, Rob makes a huge score and brings home an entire dead body! The two of them, happy as pigs in shit, start making out and fucking the putrefied corpse.
Things take a turn for the worse at his job and he's fired. So now that her supply has dried up, his girlfriend shows her true colours and runs off with the corpse! Dumped for a dried-up corpse, that's gotta hurt. Rob's depressed over the whole thing so [SPOILERS!!!] he kills a cat, bathes in its entrails, watches a shitty slasher movie then kills a few people and fucks a corpse before he stabs himself while popping a boner and shooting a geyser of jizz and blood all over the joint. [END OF SPOILERS!!!]
Interesting film and one of the highlights of 80's cult cinema. Worth at least one viewing. You might recognize some of the audio since it was used in the Nine Inch Nails song "Reptile".
NSFW images
Part 2 - Nekromantik 2 (1991)
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