Wednesday, April 17, 2019
As the film opens, he once again misses his own wedding...for the third time!!! (How this guy ever even got engaged to begin with is a mystery to me.) Anyway, so while he was suppose to be at his wedding, he was actually at home brewing up something so incorrectly that it blew up his shed and knocked him out. When he awoke he found that he had invented a form of rubber that somehow creates it's own energy. He names it "Flubber". Naturally, the first thing he does with this new invention is make his car fly and then attach some Flubber to the bottoms of the college basketball teams shoes! This causes the players to start flying all over the place and able to jump 20 feet in the air. Soon after, all kinds of predators (including the government and a local hoodlum) want this amazing new invention for themselves. Why they don't just take it from the basketball players, I don't know. Instead, they chase MacMurray all over the place.
For a light-hearted, early 1960's Disney flick, I enjoyed THE ABSENT MINDED PROFESSOR. Silly as fook story, good special effects, cute dog, sinister undertones, a political jab about killing "every senator and congressman", maybe(?) a reference to TWENTIETH CENTURY that was probably just wishful thinking on my part, medium pace that could have been sped up a bit, great backlot locations, solid acting (especially by MacMurray) plus lots of great classic movie actors like Keenan Wynn (and his real life father Ed Wynn and his real life son Ned Wynn), Edward Andrews, Nancy Olson, James Westerfield and many others...even Leon Tyler from GHOST OF DRAGSTRIP HOLLOW!
Good lazy afternoon time-waster.
Interesting bit of trivia: THE ABSENT MINDED PROFESSOR was actually nominated for three Academy Awards (including Best Cinematography!), but lost all three.
Part 2 - Son of Flubber (1963)
Remake - Flubber (1997)
Wednesday, April 3, 2019
As anybody who has had the pleasure of reading Robert McCammon's masterful "Matthew Corbett series" already knows: New England back in the day was all kinds of fucked up! Disease, hostile animals, food shortages, no internet, lack of fresh drinking water, harsh weather and worst of all..witches.
As the film opens, a family (mother, father and four children) are banished from a colony due to unspecified religious differences. The family sets up shop in a promising looking field near running water and the edge of a forest. Things go alright for awhile, but then insects start eating the crops and the youngest baby straight up disappears. Tension among the family grows and grows. All the while, a large black goat watches the family with a smug look on his evil, furry face that you could just hug to death! He's so cute! Yes, he is!!! Who's the cutest, most evil goat in all the world?!
THE WITCH is an impressive directorial debut by director/writer Robert Eggers, but personally I would have went for a more fucked up ending. That's just me though. I always enjoy a steady build-up followed by an explosion of violence and gore.
Mild violence, poorly lit nudity that doesn't even really count, good pace, impressive acting by the entire cast, awesome old-timey dialogue, atmospheric music that added to the creepy feel of the movie, surprisingly low amount of actual witch action. Also, for some unknown reason, while thinking about the film afterwards, my handsome mind kept going back to the final act of THE BLACKCOAT'S DAUGHTER. Now that I think of it: that'd actually make an interesting double-feature with this film.
Monday, March 25, 2019
An alien spaceship(?) comprised of what looks to be pure energy [writer takes break to watch Information Society - "What's On Your Mind" music video on YouTube] passes through the Mir space station (the Mir was a space station that orbited the Earth from 1986 to 2001). The pass-through kills all of the astronauts on the Mir and beams a signal down to a research vessel in the South Pacific. Some time later, a tugboat happens across the research vessel during a typhoon. Looking for shelter, the tugboat crew boards the research vessel only to find that the whole place is wrecked and it looks like a small battle happened onboard...plus, everybody is missing.
That's not really the most original idea ever, but in the correct hands, the mystery could turn out to be awesome! Unfortunately, the people who made this film were not the correct hands. It ends up the energy beam took over the electrical equipment on the ship (think MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE at sea) and viewing the humans as a virus, it started killing them in anyway it could. Whether by nail gun or anchor drop or building a Terminator-like robot out of a corpse and giving it a gun. That sounds exciting, but for a whole host of reasons, VIRUS is not exciting.
Mediocre acting that honestly seemed like the actors didn't care, poor lighting, messy action scenes full of people yelling and sparks flying all over the joint, zero nudity, very light gore, medium pace, dated special effects, forgettable characters, boring dialogue, abrupt ending that was only satisfying in that I could turn off the movie and do something else.
VIRUS would be worth watching in the middle of the night if it came on TV and you were too lazy to turn the channel, but that's about it.