"Yo, chill!"
"Yo, fuck chill!"
Four male New York City high schoolers don’t spend much (if any) time in school, but instead walking the streets, shoplifting, hanging out at the local pool room / arcade and watching TV at home. One of the dudes, who seems to have a little bit more ambition than the others, is excited to take part in a local DJing contest, but things turn to shit when one of the crew bullies the other three into taking part in an armed robbery.
For an early 1990’s coming of age / morality play, JUICE is pretty good. It’s dated as fuck, rough around the edges, overly simplistic and nowhere near as violent as you would hope…but the acting is strong enough to make it an entertaining watch. Except for that goofy ending. So, thank Satan for blu-rays because if you watch the extras you’ll see an interview with writer / director Ernest R. Dickerson where he explains that the dopey scream at the end was demanded by the studio. Plus, the extras include a rough cut of the scene as it was depicted in the original screenplay. It’d be nice if the scene was mastered and included in the actual film, but nope. The movie still has the same weak ass ending it had back in 1992. Lame.
One interesting thing I did notice while re-visiting the film is the media store where they go to shoplift albums has a copy of TERROR EYES! What the fuck? That’s kinda awesome. TERROR EYES isn’t a great film, but that VHS cover is beyond awesome. Another odd thing is JUICE didn’t feature any songs by Tupac Shakur. Which is weird when you think about it because his image is very prominent on the soundtrack cover. Yes, I understand it is his character and not Tupac the rapper. Still, how many musical albums can you think of that feature a musical artist’s image on the cover, but don’t include that person (or persons) on the album itself? Maybe a lot, what the fuck do I know.
Anyway, JUICE is dated, but it’s still a fun trip back to the early 1990’s. I just wish the violence had been amped up more. Oh yeah, the movie they're watching on TV is 1949's WHITE HEAT with James Cagney. Great movie.
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Tuesday, December 21, 2021
SPIRAL: FROM THE BOOK OF SAW (2021)
'ello, guvna. After cranking these fuckers out one installment per year between 2004 and 2010, the makers of the Saw franchise took a break before returning with the fresh, silly and exciting JIGSAW in 2017. Unfortunately, something stinky this way comes and shit all over the bed because this next Saw installment isn’t very good. Which is disappointing, cause the posters looked promising in a True Detective, season 1 kind of way.
Anyway, the story, set in an unnamed metropolitan area that looks a lot like Toronto, is about a homicide detective, Chris Rock, who is on the trail of a Jigsaw copycat. Meow. Rock's style of investigation appears to be yelling a lot, letting people borrow his phone and scrunching up his face like he just walked into the fart cloud of somebody who eats a lot of plant-based meat covered in Tiger Sauce. Stuff happens and I found myself straight-up not giving a shit. Slow pace, overly complicated story, ugly photography, uninspired acting, boring kills, unscary killer and worst off: SPIRAL didn't feel like it had any kind of real connection to the actual Saw Universe. The whole thing felt like a poorly written fan fiction.
And speaking of poorly written fan fiction...
Jigsaw "Grrr."-d to himself as his latest intended victim escaped from yet another game! This is the fifth trap this guy has escaped from. And then, once he's free, he just stands there talking about boxes of chocolate. I should have never kidnapped this guy. Looking into the dingy B&W video monitor, Jigsaw presses the speaker button to communicate with his victim. "Why did you solve that puzzle so quickly, Gump?" "You told me to, Jigsaw!" Jigsaw lets go of the button and slams his head down onto his desk.
Part 1 - Saw (2004)
Part 2 - Saw II (2005)
Part 3 - Saw III (2006)
Part 4 - Saw IV (2007)
Part 5 - Saw V (2008)
Part 6 - Saw VI (2009)
Part 7 - Saw 3D (2010)
Part 8 - Jigsaw (2017)
Part 10 - Saw X (2023)
Anyway, the story, set in an unnamed metropolitan area that looks a lot like Toronto, is about a homicide detective, Chris Rock, who is on the trail of a Jigsaw copycat. Meow. Rock's style of investigation appears to be yelling a lot, letting people borrow his phone and scrunching up his face like he just walked into the fart cloud of somebody who eats a lot of plant-based meat covered in Tiger Sauce. Stuff happens and I found myself straight-up not giving a shit. Slow pace, overly complicated story, ugly photography, uninspired acting, boring kills, unscary killer and worst off: SPIRAL didn't feel like it had any kind of real connection to the actual Saw Universe. The whole thing felt like a poorly written fan fiction.
And speaking of poorly written fan fiction...
Jigsaw "Grrr."-d to himself as his latest intended victim escaped from yet another game! This is the fifth trap this guy has escaped from. And then, once he's free, he just stands there talking about boxes of chocolate. I should have never kidnapped this guy. Looking into the dingy B&W video monitor, Jigsaw presses the speaker button to communicate with his victim. "Why did you solve that puzzle so quickly, Gump?" "You told me to, Jigsaw!" Jigsaw lets go of the button and slams his head down onto his desk.
Part 1 - Saw (2004)
Part 2 - Saw II (2005)
Part 3 - Saw III (2006)
Part 4 - Saw IV (2007)
Part 5 - Saw V (2008)
Part 6 - Saw VI (2009)
Part 7 - Saw 3D (2010)
Part 8 - Jigsaw (2017)
Part 10 - Saw X (2023)
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