DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? (2000)

Slacker/stoner comedy about a pair of slacker stoners who wake up after a wild night of partying to find their kitchen stocked with chocolate pudding and their car missing.  Now these two stoners (Ashton Kutcher and Stifler) have to find their car because not only is it their car, but their girlfriends anniversary presents are inside.  During their quest they have all kinds of wacky adventures and meet a wild cast of bizarre characters including a transsexual stripper, a cult of bubble wrap wearing alien worshipers, hot chicks, nerds, Kristy Swanson, Andy Dick, a shit-talking Chinese drive-thru speaker box, Fabio, a weed smoking dog, peacocks, jocks, Zoltan, aliens, more aliens, a Super Hot Giant Alien and many others.

For being over a decade old DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? is surprisingly well dated.  The humor is still funny and the story is so simple that it'll probably hold up for another hundred years.  Ashton and Stifler make a good comedy team.  My biggest complaint is since the film is PG-13 there's barely any weed smoking and zero nudity!  What kind of stoner movie only has a dog as it only weed smoker?!  Even without any nudity or smoke, DWMC is definitely worth watching.  I've seen it dozens of times and I still laugh. And theeennnn?

AMERICAN REUNION (2012)

I love the first two AMERICAN PIE films, but after the disappointing Part 3 and the multiple spin-offs (that I've never even seen) I was both worried and excited when they announced this fourth film. But I'm glad to announce that my worrying was for nothing because AMERICAN REUNION is awesome! After the first film I think it might be the funniest of the series.

I don't want to give too much away, since it's so much fun catching up with the characters, but the East Great Falls High School Class of 1999 reunion is coming up so the gang decides to get together a few days early to do some hanging out and partying. That's all I'm going to tell you because I thought this film was a blast. It would have been so easy, now that the characters are adults, to let a bunch of depressing shit into the story, but they did an great job of weeding that junk out and leaving us with the kind of heartfelt raunchy sex friendship topless romance bromance stuff that made us fall in love with the AMERICAN PIE gang to begin with.

My only complaint is Nadia didn't have a big enough role. Also, nobody yelled "Suck me, beautiful!" Other than that I love the movie and I can't wait until the next installment! I'm so jonesed up for more AMERICAN PIE I might even go watch those spin-offs. Satan help me.

Part 1 - American Pie (1999)
Part 2 - American Pie 2 (2001)
Part 3 - American Wedding (2003)