Johnny Depp plays a dude who back in 1760-something ran afoul of a witch
(because he loved another woman) so she killed the woman, turned him into a
vampire and locked him in a coffin. Fast-forward 200 years and the witch
is now running a fish cannery in the same town. Some construction
workers come across Depp's coffin. He promptly kills them all then heads
to his family home. They still live there, so he moves in and sets to
restoring his family to their former glory. But before he can do that he
first has to deal with the psychotic witch that is still in love with him.
I've never seen the TV show, so I have no idea what purists think, but the
movie was alright. On a scale of 1 to 10 I'd give it a solid 5.
The first half of the film is kind of funny in a fish-out-of-water/ AUSTIN
POWERS kind of way, but then in the last act everything gets too
serious. Is this suppose to be comedy or a serious movie with comedy
elements? I have no idea. There's funny stuff, but then innocent
people get murdered and a dad leaves his son and a house gets burned
down. Then suddenly out of nowhere one of the characters turns into a
half-werewolf for no reason at all. What the fuck?
Attractive females all over the joint, Alice Cooper cameo, Carpenters "Top of
the World" montage, 70's humor, coffin jokes, Burton stylized sets and
visuals, I wanted to like DARK SHADOWS and I did like pieces of it, but as a
whole it's too unfocused. Worth a one time watch, but that's it.
