Billionaire inventor / industrialist Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is kidnapped
by some smelly terrorist buttholes in Afghanistan. Luckily for him though,
they are some of the most oblivious captors in movie history and while he's been
instructed to build them a single missile...he instead constructs a gigantic
functioning suit of armor that has flame throwers, a missile launcher and can
even fly! Jesus wept! Anyway, shit happens and once he gets
back to his mansion workshop in California, he designs and builds an even better
version of his "Iron Man" suit which he flies around and does all kinds of
clever and entertaining things with.
IRON MAN is a very enjoyable superhero movie. The script could have been
spruced up a bit, but for what it is, it's definitely a well-made film that's
easily watchable and re-watchable. Uneven pace, dated technology, fun
action scenes (the daytime ones much more than the nighttime bullshit), Suicidal
Tendencies, disappointing final boss, a ghost drive, multiple corporate tie-ins,
strong supporting cast, a fantastic performance by Robert Downey Jr., an "American cheeseburger", no explanation if the suit is climate-controlled inside or not, PG-13 rated
violence.
IRON MAN is a fun time-waster. Recommended.
The Infinity Saga
Phase One
Part 2 - The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Part 3 - Iron Man 2 (2010)
Part 4 - Thor (2011)
Part 5 - Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Part 6 - Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
Phase Two
Part 7 - Iron Man 3 (2013)
Part 8 - Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Part 9 - Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Part 10 - Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Part 11 - Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Part 12 - Ant-Man (2015)
Phase Three
Part 13 - Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Part 14 - Doctor Strange (2016)
Part 15 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Part 16 - Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Part 17 - Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Part 18 - Black Panther (2018)
Part 19 - Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Part 20 - Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
Part 21 - Captain Marvel (2019)
Part 22 - Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Part 23 - Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Phase Four
Part 24 - Black Widow (2021)
Part 25 - Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
Part 26 - Eternals (2021)
Part 24 - Black Widow (2021)
Part 25 - Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
Part 26 - Eternals (2021)
Part 27 - Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Part 28 - Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Part 29 - Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Part 30 - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)
Phase Five
Part 31 - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
Part 32 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
Part 33 - The Marvels (2023)