PATTON (1970)

Whether you like the real life General George Smith Patton, Jr. or not, I think most movie lovers will agree this is one hell of a movie.

Completely skipping his younger years and centering solely on the years 1943 - 1945, PATTON opens with the now iconic scene of Patton, in full dress uniform, standing before a huge American flag and making a speech to his offscreen troops. After that we're taken to Northern Africa 1943, where he's placed in charge of a disorganized group of soldiers.  He soon whips them into shape and wins a battle against the Nazis.  During all of this we learn that Patton believes in reincarnation and that he has lived many times before and has been present at different wars throughout history.  This will be a reoccurring theme through out the film.  After securing Northern Africa, Patton moves on to Italy.  It's a joint-campaign with the British with the British suppose to lead the way.  Frustrated by the slow progress, Patton disobeys orders and smashes through to the port city of Messina.  His aggressive assault pisses off his men and he's eventually relieved of command after slapping a shell-shocked soldier and threatening to shoot him.

Meanwhile, the Nazis believe that this is all a ploy to trick them into not believing that Patton is actually going to be the one to lead the Allied invasion of German-occupied Western Europe.  The American leadership took advantage of this and made Patton the commander of a fictitious Army group that was going to invade at Pas-de-Calais.  Of course, we all know the Allied forces actually landed in Normandy.  After D-Day, Patton was given a real command.  Patton's Third Army then charged from August 1944 to May 1945 far into Nazi territory and claimed (according to Wikipedia) to have killed, wounded, or captured 1,811,388 German soldiers.

To make a detailed film about Patton's World War II years would be impossible, but with a running time of only 172 minutes PATTON does an amazing job.  The movie is over 40 years old and it still looks breathtaking.  Massive battle scenes with tons of extras, European locations (mostly Spain), zero CGI, genuine WWII-ear military vehicles and even planes!  And thanks to an amazing script by Francis Ford Coppola and a legendary performance by George C. Scott the viewer is truly transported to another time and place.  The first time I saw PATTON I don't think my mind wandered for a second.  Scott's performance is one of the best in movie history.

THE EXORCIST III (1990)

Call it a hunch, but I think at one point there might have been a good movie hidden somewhere in here.  Unfortunately, that good movie didn't make it to the screen.  What did make it to the screen is a promising idea that's garbled all up and nowhere near as graphic or shocking as it should have been.

Fifteen years ago there was a serial killer haunting Georgetown and killing people in gruesome ways.  He was caught and executed.  Now suddenly the killings start up again and the killer is using the same unpublished techniques that the original killer used.  Police Lieutenant George C. Scott, who worked on the original case, is extremely shook up.  Then, when his best friend is tortured to death in a local hospital he takes it personally.  What does all of this have to do with the original Exorcist film you ask?  Not a whole hell of a lot until towards the end of the film they awkwardly shoehorn in a supernatural storyline featuring ol' Pazuzu as the killer!  What the f?

There are a few good moments of suspense (the hallway scene, the dining room scene), but for the most part, THE EXORCIST III looks like it was the victim of too much studio involvement.  Overall, it's still a good 90's movie that's worth checking out.  It'll probably be a disappointment to the majority of horror fans, but hey, it's still better than Part 2.

Original trilogy
Part 1 - The Exorcist (1973)
Part 2 - Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)

Prequel films
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004)
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist (2005)

Sequel trilogy
Sequel 1 - The Exorcist: Believer (2023)