THE TOWERING INFERNO never got quite as epic as the posters promised, but it is
a fun ride and the 165-minute run time flies by.
Paul Newman is the architect for a new 138 floor skyscraper in San
Francisco. The building is his baby, he knows it inside and out, but then
right before the big grand opening with a party in the Promenade Room on the top
floor, he discovers that some of the electrical wiring he demanded was replaced
with shoddy second-rate stuff that can't withstand the awesome load of such an
awesome building! Oh shit. Naturally, a fire breaks out on the 81st
floor. This traps the partiers on the 135 floor, so now at the 43-minute
mark enters badass fire chief Steve McQueen to do what bad ass fire chiefs do:
fight fires, talk sternly, save lives left and right, tie himself to a pole,
stare down an elevator shaft, ride on a wire underneath a helicopter, talk to
O.J. Simpson without suffering a 14 cm-long (5.5 inches) gash across their
throat, set off massive explosions with C4, get drenched in water, pat people on
the shoulder and repeatedly bitch at Paul Newman for building skyscrapers too
damn tall! When will you ever learn?!!
Out of all the 1970's disaster movies I've seen, THE TOWERING INFERNO is
probably the most exciting. And the one I revisit the most. Quick
pace, good special effects, above average acting, the term "
breeches buoy" used a lot, McQueen barking orders all over the place, control panels full of
lights, McQueen and Newman with the exact same amount of lines, C4, awesome
supporting cast.
Required viewing for fans of vintage disaster movies. I'd absolutely
love to see a serious reboot of this story. Even an animated version that
tries to match that badass poster artwork would be awesome!
