Well call me a kweer if you want, but I really enjoyed this movie. I don't know anything about the "Twilight" story. I've never read the books or even knew what the story was about until I watched this movie a few minutes ago and...it was awesome!!! LOL. Then again I'm obsessed with the early seasons of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and I'm a romantic motherfucker, so it's probably not a big surprise that I dug this story.
Sexy teenager Bella is the product of a broken home. Her mother has a new boyfriend so she goes to live with a father for awhile. He lives way the fuck up somewhere in the Northwest where it's rainy and dreary as fuck all the time. One day in the lunchroom of her new school she sees this cute beau hunk motherfucker named Edward. He's mysterious as fuck and Bella is instantly obsessed with this dude and he with her. Bad thing is he's a fucking vampire!
All kinda of interesting shit happens including them hooking up and him explaining how he's different than other vampires and him even having to kick some other vampire ass.
It's not original at all, but it was still great fun and that's all that really matters. I have no desire to ever see it again though. One time was enough...alright maybe ten more times.