Tuesday, February 10, 2015
For some reason when I went into this film I was thinking the incident would take place on a Gondola lift in a urban area. Car perilously hanging as crowds of people ooooohhhh and awwwwww. But no, HANGING BY A THREAD is about a basic as it can be. The lightning strikes during the daytime and then suddenly it's nighttime. That means all of the "in danger" scenes take place with a black background. How exciting. Also the helicopter pilot is nonstop bitching about the wind, but every time we see a flag it's hanging limp. Same goes with people standing outside...their hair isn't even moving! The filmmakers tried to pad the running time (I guess so it can be a two-night event) with a story about gangster hit men trying to kill one of the passengers, but it's beyond lame.
I had positive hopes for HBAT, but in the end I was bored bored bored. Low budget, stiff acting, lifeless script, pathetic photography, TV show-level sets, many many shots of people making facial expressions ad nauseam, unlikeable characters, super weak ending. Unless you're a glutton for punishment or a hardcore fan of some of these actors, I say skip it with a vengeance. I wish I had.
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
I'm sure ATWUTS was geared towards kids (and I'm not the biggest fan of older kids movies), but I was at least hoping for some exciting adventure. No. All of the underwater locations all over the world looked exactly the same, there was absolutely no feeling of being in a new location, the submarine set was dark and boring, the underwater miniatures looked fake as hell, pointless side story about some underwater treasure, bad dialogue, plot holes galore, topless Lloyd Bridges.
I'm sure people who saw this as an impressionable child still have fond memories of ATWUTS, but as an adult and a first time viewer I was bored senseless. Skip it was a vengeance.
Tuesday, February 3, 2015
Low body count, lame off screen murders, piss poor nudity, amusing 80's fashions, interesting detour in the story about a biker gang, horrible music, non-threatening killer, the line: "Sally got rid of her nervous diarrhea.", anti-climatic ending, no unique or memorable characters, nice Los Angeles exterior locations. Although I didn't dislike it I can't see anybody other than slasher completist and/or lovers of bad movies getting much of a kick out of NEW YEAR'S EVIL. And with so many better slashers from the same time period out there I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it.