Monday, August 13, 2018
Lack of penis violence aside, REVENGE was a fun watch. Quick pace, good acting, silly characters, overstylized art direction that was equally exhausting and fun, beautiful locations, continuity errors, minor nudity (both male and female), a fair amount of blood. One thing that did irritate me was the television in the guys house. Multiple times throughout the movie, the television was turned on and every time it was just something bland like a car race or an infomercial. If the filmmakers had been wearing their thinking caps they would have, earlier in the film, put on nature films about wolves or alligators other predators attacking prey...then later at the end of the film, during the final showdown, they should have put on something stressful, like the dinner scene/chase scene from the original THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE. Just my two cents.
Not the greatest thing ever made, but still a fun watch. Check it out.
Tuesday, July 24, 2018
The assassination portions of THE MECHANIC are entertaining enough in a dated, early 1970's action movie sort of way, but the character development is weak. According to Wikipedia, Lewis John Carlino's original script was suppose to be "...a commentary on the use of human relationships and sexual manipulation in the lives of two hired killers. It was supposed to be a chess game between the older assassin and his young apprentice." That actually sounds interesting, but unfortunately, that's not what ended up on screen. At all. I wish, that, if the studio was gonna purge the gay stuff (and therefore the main subject of the script!), they would have just made another movie altogether. Instead, the audience is left with a confused mess about two single men who, when not murdering people together, hang out together 24/7 and stare at each other longingly.
Confused pace that alternates between slow and fast, zero nudity, mildly entertaining kills, one nice car-pushed-off-a-cliff wreck, okay acting, boring dialogue, goofy scenes of Bronson acting sophisticated while thinking really hard, a 16-minute section where there is zero dialogue, two men at the zoo touching fingers.
THE MECHANIC is entertaining enough for a single viewing, but I have no desire to ever watch it again.
Remake - The Mechanic
Remake, Part 2 - Mechanic: Resurrection
Tuesday, July 17, 2018
I could talk in detail about the story for PSW, but it really doesn't matter. If you're a fan of stuff like WHERE THE BOYS ARE or BEACH PARTY then you should check it out. (If you're not a fan of BEACH PARTY, then I just feel sorry for you.) PALM SPRINGS WEEKEND wasn't nearly as enjoyable as the awesome BEACH PARTY, but it was still fun. I had a blast listening to all of the dated lingo and silly comedy bits that were so dead that they were kinda funny. The vintage cars, clothes and hairstyles were also fun to check out.
I do wish that it had better songs and more memorable characters. I love re-visiting the Beach movies, but I doubt I'll be going on a Palm Springs Weekend anytime soon again.