Slow pace, zero nudity, zero gore, zero blood, non-acting that bordered on people just reciting lines, beyond shit special effects, shit sets, the voice of the evil character so garbled that I could barely understand anything he said, zero cheerleaders, zero ninjas, a house supposedly floating in deep space in the year 3015 but you can see cars driving by outside the window, horrid lighting, disappointing ending, crap story.
Honestly, outside of making fun of this with your friends, there is no reason that you should watch this turd. AMITYVILLE IN SPACE is not the worst thing ever made, but there are so many better things you can do with your time.
Skip it with a vengeance and never look back.
