Friday, March 22, 2013

DEEPSTAR SIX (1989)

DEEPSTAR SIX was actually released in the theaters?!  Wow.  I bet the people who saw it were pissed!  Either that or too fast asleep to be pissed. 

Workers at an underwater research/military station accidentally release a large creature that's been locked in a cave for like 79 trillion years or something.  So now the monster is all grumpy and bangs into stuff until it finally gets inside and starts eating people

You would hope that a movie this weak would at least be good for a laugh, but it's only good for a yawn.  Shockingly lame special effects, very little blood, no gore, no hot chicks, silly story, lame acting, one girl who talks really fast, slow as hell story that goes nowhere.  I can't think of any reason to watch this underwater turkey.  Skip the fuck out of it and keep going.