DEEPSTAR SIX was actually
released in the theaters?! Wow. I bet the people who saw it were pissed! Either that
or too fast asleep to be pissed.
Workers at an underwater research/military station accidentally release a large
creature that's been locked in a cave for like 79 trillion years or
something. So, now the monster is grumpy and bangs into stuff until it
finally gets inside and starts eating people
You would hope that a movie this weak would at least be good for a laugh, but
it's not. A yawn maybe, but no laughs. Shockingly lame special
effects, very little blood, zero gore, zero nudity, silly story, lame acting,
one girl who talks really fast, slow story that goes nowhere. I can't
think of any reason to watch this underwater turkey. Skip the fuck out of
it and move on with your life.