"...the pain that cuts a straight line down through the heart. We call it
love."
Raised in East Germany during the Cold War, a young Hansel Schmidt found mental
escape and inspiration from listening to glam rockers like Lou Reed, Iggy Pop
and David Bowie. He then found actual real life escape by marrying an American
soldier and moving to America. Unfortunately, in order to pass the physical to
get married, he underwent a botched reassignment surgery that left her with a
one inch lump of skin where his ping-ding used to be. Once in America, the
marriage (built on such a strong foundation) fails and Hansel (now Hedwig)
starts performing original songs in whatever small venue will have her.
That is where our tale begins.
I absolutely love HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH...all the way up until the Tommy
Gnosis character shows up. I felt that way two decades ago when I first saw this
film and I've felt it the dozen or so times I've watched it again over the
years. It starts out so strong and just gets better and
better! One great song after another, each presented in such imaginative
ways that effortlessly pushes the story forward. Then Tommy Gnosis shows
up and the movie putters to an unsatisfactory end. It's
disappointing. Still, I love the character of Hedwig. And her band
(even though they aren't the focus of the film) are all so unique and
likable. Another positive thing is I cannot even decide which song I love
the most. They're all so great! Wig in a Box, Angry Inch,
Tear Me Down, Sugar Daddy, The Origin of Love, Wicked Little Town, Midnight
Radio, In Your Arms Tonight, Exquisite Corpse...I mean, goddamn, how can one
musical have so many awesome songs?! If I had to pick just one performance
from the film, I'd have to say Sugar Daddy. The song with it's Country
twang is great and the performance in the film is beyond charming and
funny. I smile my handsome smile the entire time.
"It's a car wash, ladies and gentlemen." Holy shit, that scene is
perfect.
Long story, short: HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH is a great film and 100% mandatory
for anybody who loves glam musicals. I personally find the last act to be
disappointing, but who knows, maybe you'll love it. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go spend the rest of the day singing the soundtrack to my cat,
Susie. "I put on some make-up..."
[I just wanted to add that Michael Pitt does a fine job in his portrayal of the
Tommy Gnosis character, I just straight-up didn't think the character needed to
be in the film at all. Hedwig's personal journey was already enough
material for a film.]
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IRON MAN (2008)
Billionaire inventor / industrialist Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is kidnapped
by some smelly terrorist buttholes in Afghanistan. Luckily for him though,
they are some of the most oblivious captors in movie history and while he's been
instructed to build them a single missile...he instead constructs a gigantic
functioning suit of armor that has flame throwers, a missile launcher and can
even fly! Jesus wept! Anyway, shit happens and once he gets
back to his mansion workshop in California, he designs and builds an even better
version of his "Iron Man" suit which he flies around and does all kinds of
clever and entertaining things with.
IRON MAN is a very enjoyable superhero movie. The script could have been spruced up a bit, but for what it is, it's definitely a well-made film that's easily watchable and re-watchable. Uneven pace, dated technology, fun action scenes (the daytime ones much more than the nighttime bullshit), Suicidal Tendencies, disappointing final boss, a ghost drive, multiple corporate tie-ins, strong supporting cast, a fantastic performance by Robert Downey Jr., an "American cheeseburger", no explanation if the suit is climate-controlled inside or not, PG-13 rated violence.
IRON MAN is a fun time-waster. Recommended.
The Infinity Saga
Phase One
Part 2 - The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Part 3 - Iron Man 2 (2010)
Part 4 - Thor (2011)
Part 5 - Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Part 6 - Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
Phase Two
Part 7 - Iron Man 3 (2013)
Part 8 - Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Part 9 - Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Part 10 - Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Part 11 - Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Part 12 - Ant-Man (2015)
Phase Three
Part 13 - Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Part 14 - Doctor Strange (2016)
Part 15 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Part 16 - Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Part 17 - Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Part 18 - Black Panther (2018)
Part 19 - Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Part 20 - Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
Part 21 - Captain Marvel (2019)
Part 22 - Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Part 23 - Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Phase Four
Part 24 - Black Widow (2021)
Part 25 - Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
Part 26 - Eternals (2021)
Part 24 - Black Widow (2021)
Part 25 - Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
Part 26 - Eternals (2021)
Part 27 - Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Part 28 - Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Part 29 - Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Part 30 - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)
Phase Five
Part 31 - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
Part 32 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
Part 33 - The Marvels (2023)
IRON MAN is a very enjoyable superhero movie. The script could have been spruced up a bit, but for what it is, it's definitely a well-made film that's easily watchable and re-watchable. Uneven pace, dated technology, fun action scenes (the daytime ones much more than the nighttime bullshit), Suicidal Tendencies, disappointing final boss, a ghost drive, multiple corporate tie-ins, strong supporting cast, a fantastic performance by Robert Downey Jr., an "American cheeseburger", no explanation if the suit is climate-controlled inside or not, PG-13 rated violence.
IRON MAN is a fun time-waster. Recommended.
The Infinity Saga
Phase One
Part 2 - The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Part 3 - Iron Man 2 (2010)
Part 4 - Thor (2011)
Part 5 - Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Part 6 - Marvel's The Avengers (2012)
Phase Two
Part 7 - Iron Man 3 (2013)
Part 8 - Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Part 9 - Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Part 10 - Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Part 11 - Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Part 12 - Ant-Man (2015)
Phase Three
Part 13 - Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Part 14 - Doctor Strange (2016)
Part 15 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Part 16 - Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Part 17 - Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Part 18 - Black Panther (2018)
Part 19 - Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Part 20 - Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
Part 21 - Captain Marvel (2019)
Part 22 - Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Part 23 - Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Phase Four
Part 24 - Black Widow (2021)
Part 25 - Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
Part 26 - Eternals (2021)
Part 24 - Black Widow (2021)
Part 25 - Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)
Part 26 - Eternals (2021)
Part 27 - Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Part 28 - Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Part 29 - Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Part 30 - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)
Phase Five
Part 31 - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
Part 32 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
Part 33 - The Marvels (2023)
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