Showing posts with label Gary Oldman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gary Oldman. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

RED RIDING HOOD (2011)

For what it is RED RIDING HOOD is an entertaining enough movie. It's kinda a dreamy, light-weight re-telling of the "Little Red Riding Hood" story, but instead of a girl walking to Grandmother's house there's a small village that's being terrorized by a werewolf. Unfortunately the "werewolf" doesn't look like a half-man/half-wolf creature, but instead like a large CGI wolf that walks around on all fours.

After the first few killings, not shown onscreen, just implied, a holy man (Gary Oldman) and his soldiers comes to the village to kill the wolf. Through all of this the beautiful Amanda Seyfried is caught in a love triangle between the man she's loved since childhood and the guy her family has arranged for her to marry.

I attentively watched the entire movie, but I would have been much happier if the filmmakers had went ahead and bumped it up some with the violence. With a PG-13 rating I assume they were going for a young teenage girl audience which is sad because this story had some real potential to be something unique, but instead they took the safe and easy path and ended up with a watchable but wholly forgettable film. The main thing RED RIDING HOOD accomplished was making me want to watch LEGEND again.

Worth a rent, but that's it.

Sunday, September 12, 2010

THE UNBORN (2009)

[Update 03/17/2021: This review sucks. Going to fix it as soon as I can.]

The only reason to watch THE UNBORN is Odette Yustman's ass, but you only get to see it for few a few seconds!  So what's the point of the other 88 minutes of the movie?  Hell if I know.  There's something about a demon trying to be reborn as a baby or something, but since the violence is all watered down and the story is about as unoriginal as it gets I'm not really sure what the filmmakers were going for.

Too much story, pissed off ghost/spirit, sudden loud noises, jump scenes, hallucinations, evil creatures tilting their heads crooked, a lot of the colour blue, Gary Oldman, C.S. Lee and James Remar wasted, flashbacks all over the place, produced by Michael Bay, slow pace.  Outside of those few fleeting moments of Odette's legendary booty cheeks, THE UNBORN is a complete waste of time.

Skip this turd.