CRY DANGER (1951)

The directorial debut of Robert Parrish finds Dick Powell getting a questionable early release from prison.  He'd been sent up for robbery, but it seems that the $100,000 he supposedly stole has never been found...so you can probably guess that his release wasn't due to good behavior.  Now Powell is looking for the person or people who framed him, while at the same time bunch of other people (including the police) tracking Powell in hopes that he'll lead them to the dough he supposedly has hidden somewhere.

The story isn't that original, (although it's a good one that I always enjoy seeing, most recently in ZIFT) but the main thing that will catch your attention is the non-stop wisecrack dialogue told in a deadpan way by serious characters!  At first you kinda smirk but then you realize that it's not stopping and it's brilliant.  I have absolutely no idea what possessed screenwriter William Bowers to write the dialogue in such a way, but I'm glad he did it cause it really livens up the movie.  Solid acting, quick pace, excellent dialogue that is a non-stop delight, beautiful shots of Los Angeles, good direction, brief appearances by a young Kathleen Freeman and one of the longest two-door cars I've ever seen in my life!  Recommended for classic film lovers.

Why does he have his seat pulled up that far?!

REWIND THIS! (2013)

Promising, but overall just "Meh." beginner grade documentary about the history of the VHS tape movement and it's cultural impact on the film industry and young nerds.  Things start out interesting enough with some actual history of the VHS and it's battles with Beta (not much, if anything, was said about LaserDisc or Videodisc), this is followed up by some geeks talking fondly about their childhoods and showing off their modern day collections.  I liked that part a lot (I myself being a low-level VHS collector nerd) and wished they had delved further into it, but instead things get off track with a rundown of homemade straight-to-video garbage like CONRAD BROOKS VS. THE WEREWOLF, RAIDERS OF THE THE LOST ARK: THE ADAPTATION and BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL.  I found that part to be very boring.  Mainly because I've actually sat through a lot of these type of movies and would like to forget about it.  (UNNATURALLY BORN KILLERS, I'm talking about you motherfucker!!!)  I would've much rather heard a more in-depth analysis of the format wars and/or more about the collectors. 

But the biggest disappointment was how they barely even touched on the subject of the incalculable amount of movies that never even made it onto the VHS format and are now pretty much lost forever.  I would love to see an entire documentary about that subject alone...hell, I'd love to see an entire serious television program dedicated to people searching out "lost films".  Also, there are a ton of films that did make it onto VHS (and maybe LaserDisc), but nothing after that.  It's heartbreaking to think about.

As it is though, REWIND THIS! is a enjoyable watch, but not really what I was hoping for.  I did enjoy the VHS elitist dorks talking about "boo-ray" and the such.  I'm sure it was all in jest, but it was still funny.  They're like a video media Amish.

Worth a watch.