Sunday, December 17, 2017
WHAT WE BECOME (2015)
[7 hours later]
Huh...ughhh, what the fuck happened? Where are my clothes and why is my girlfriends finger in my butt?! Guess I fell asleep. Anyway, WHAT WE BECOME is a competently made film. It looks good and the acting is passable, but the story is nothing! We've seen this same type of slow-burn invasion story dozens of times before in everything from INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS to DISTURBING BEHAVIOR and WHAT WE BECOME brings nothing new to the table. At least MULBERRY STREET helped invent the word "ratpire"!
The best thing WWB has going for it is the short running time and the teenage son who was amusing to laugh at. That kid was a dork! It was fun trying to list all of his hobbies...smoking, gaming, girls, bowling, toy collecting, beginner level skateboarding (no tricks, just slowly rolling down the street), urban exploration, baseball, peeping tom, basketball, The Simpsons, reading, guitars, monster trucks, fireworks, etc.
Zero nudity, very little violence, forgettable characters, boring zombies, slow pace, predictable ending that sucked. Watch it if you want, but I think you can find something better to do with your time.