The island of Isla Sorna has been declared a restricted area and Dr. Alan Grant
(Sam Neill) has no intention of ever going there (remember the original film was
set on Isla Nublar), but stuff happens and before you can say "Do dinosaurs have
ballsacks?" he's once again frolicking among the dinosaurs. And by frolicking, I
mean running in absolute terror for his friggin' life!
Along for the terror are William H. Macy and Tea Leoni as two parents in search
of their teenage son who disappeared on Isla Sorna eight weeks ago. For the rest
of the movie, it's just them and Dr. Grant running around like crazy with
dinosaurs snapping at their butt cheeks the entire time. On top of the T-Rex and
the raptors from the earlier films we now have a pissed off Spinosaurus and some
flying Pteranodons! Oh crap. Hold on to your buttholes.
Despite Tea Leoni and William H. Macy's matching haircuts, I really liked this
movie and thought it was a fun ride. My favorite scenes are the discovery in the
lab and the birdcage. After all the darkness and story overload of the second
film, it was nice to get back to a fun and simple chase movie. Also, having Sam
Neill back was awesome! He's a great reluctant hero. Recommended.
Part 1 - Jurassic Park (1993)
Part 2 - The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Part 4 - Jurassic World (2015)
Part 5 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Part 6 - Jurassic World: Dominion (2021)
Friday, October 21, 2011
Thursday, October 20, 2011
THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK (1997)
I saw this opening weekend at the theater and I was disappointed. I watched it
again just now (in 2020) for this review and...I'm still disappointed. The
original was magical and fresh and exciting. Part 2, eh, it's kinda lame. Even
with a dinosaur running around tearing up shit in San Diego (for like 5
minutes), it's still a yawner.
Four years after the original film, the billionaire creator of the dinosaur island tells Jeff Goldblum that there's a second island full of dinosaurs and that Jeff's girlfriend is already there! How would you not know that your girlfriend has left the goddamn country?! So anyway, Goldblum and his daughter go to the island. Stuff happens and I didn't give a single shit about any of it. There is a lot of action in TLW:JP, but the entire film is still amazingly boring. Way too much action happens at night time, the story is just straight up dumb, Goldblum's daughter uses gymnastics to kick a raptor that's like three times her size, the crew of the boat all die without any explanation as to how, Jeff looks through some binoculars backwards, strong cast with not much to do.
Based solely on entertainment value, it's passable. But compared to the original it's pretty much a big pile of shit. The raptors are still cool though.
If you need me, I'll be in my room watching Tom Hanks in Tsunami Sunrise.
Part 1 - Jurassic Park (1993)
Part 3 - Jurassic Park III (2001)
Part 4 - Jurassic World (2015)
Part 5 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Part 6 - Jurassic World: Dominion (2021)
Four years after the original film, the billionaire creator of the dinosaur island tells Jeff Goldblum that there's a second island full of dinosaurs and that Jeff's girlfriend is already there! How would you not know that your girlfriend has left the goddamn country?! So anyway, Goldblum and his daughter go to the island. Stuff happens and I didn't give a single shit about any of it. There is a lot of action in TLW:JP, but the entire film is still amazingly boring. Way too much action happens at night time, the story is just straight up dumb, Goldblum's daughter uses gymnastics to kick a raptor that's like three times her size, the crew of the boat all die without any explanation as to how, Jeff looks through some binoculars backwards, strong cast with not much to do.
Based solely on entertainment value, it's passable. But compared to the original it's pretty much a big pile of shit. The raptors are still cool though.
If you need me, I'll be in my room watching Tom Hanks in Tsunami Sunrise.
Part 1 - Jurassic Park (1993)
Part 3 - Jurassic Park III (2001)
Part 4 - Jurassic World (2015)
Part 5 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Part 6 - Jurassic World: Dominion (2021)
Jeff looking through the binoculars backwards.
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