The island of Isla Sorna has been declared a restricted area and Dr. Alan Grant
(Sam Neill) has no intention of ever going there (remember the original film was
set on Isla Nublar), but stuff happens and before you can say "Do dinosaurs have
ballsacks?" he's once again frolicking among the dinosaurs. And by frolicking, I
mean running in absolute terror for his friggin' life!
Along for the terror are William H. Macy and Tea Leoni as two parents in search
of their teenage son who disappeared on Isla Sorna eight weeks ago. For the rest
of the movie, it's just them and Dr. Grant running around like crazy with
dinosaurs snapping at their butt cheeks the entire time. On top of the T-Rex and
the raptors from the earlier films we now have a pissed off Spinosaurus and some
flying Pteranodons! Oh crap. Hold on to your buttholes.
Despite Tea Leoni and William H. Macy's matching haircuts, I really liked this
movie and thought it was a fun ride. My favorite scenes are the discovery in the
lab and the birdcage. After all the darkness and story overload of the second
film, it was nice to get back to a fun and simple chase movie. Also, having Sam
Neill back was awesome! He's a great reluctant hero. Recommended.
Part 1 - Jurassic Park (1993)
Part 2 - The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Part 4 - Jurassic World (2015)
Part 5 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Part 6 - Jurassic World: Dominion (2021)