DAY OF THE DEAD (1985)

ZZZZZZZzzzzzz....hurrrghhh...zzzzz...huh?  Oh sorry, I didn't see you waiting there.  I've been trying to review DAY OF THE DEAD for the last few hours, but I keep falling asleep.  The film opens excitedly enough with a helicopter flying over a deserted town (as long as you ignore that moving car off to the left).  The occupants of the helicopter are some military folks looking for survivors after a zombie outbreak.  They don't see anybody from the sky, so they land and start yelling into their bullhorn.  After a few moments, zombies sloooowy start shuffling their way towards the helicopter.  The military people fly off.  See...I told you it was exciting!  Next, they return to their underground base where they bitch and argue with each other until at the 58-minute mark, when somebody finally gets killed by a zombie.

Over the years, I've revisited DAY OF THE DEAD a number times in hopes that I'll enjoy it, but I never do.  The first half is very slow and then, when the violence finally, happens...it's so by-the-numbers that it's still boring.  Bad acting, no likable characters, low budget, slow pace, tons of boring dialogue, Bub the world's most annoying zombie, unsatisfying beginning, middle and ending.  DAY OF THE DEAD had a lot of potential, but in the end it's just a boring snoozefest.  Skip it.

If you need me I'll be in my room checking my blood pressure while watching DAWN OF THE DEAD.

Part 1 - Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Part 2 - Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Part 4 - Land of the Dead (2005)
Part 5 - Diary of the Dead (2007)
Part 6 - Survival of the Dead (2009)
Remake - Dawn of the Dead (2004)

DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978)

"When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth."

DAWN OF THE DEAD opens with a brilliant shot of a reddish/orange carpeted wall. The shot pulls back to reveal a woman, Francine, curled up leaning against the wall. She's having an intense nightmare, but the nightmare is most likely a Paradise compared to the Hell she soon wakes up to. She works in a TV studio and everything is in chaos. They're still broadcasting a live show, but the crew is in revolt and most likely nobody is even watching because the world is in the middle of a full blown zombie apocalypse! Fran and her boyfriend, Stephen (a helicopter pilot), decide to leave later that night in a stolen helicopter.

The action then moves to an apartment building where the tenants have holed up. The SWAT team raids the place to kill the zombies hidden inside. During the raid, one of the SWAT guys goes fucking bonkers and starts killing everybody, living and dead. After the building is cleared out, two coppers, Roger and Peter, decide to to escape along with Fran and Stephen. They do.  Once in the air, they observe some rednecks and Army guys having a good 'ol time while getting drunk and blasting their undead neighbors. After an exciting run-in at a fueling station, the four land on the top of a shopping mall to get some much needed sleep.

They soon realize they don't even know where they are going and the mall could actually be a good place to stay until they decide on a concrete plan of action. Like busy little worker bees they systematically go about securing the mall. First learning the layout and safest routes, then stocking up and using nearby tractor trailers to block the doors. Finally they hunt and exterminate all of the zombies that remain inside. Now they got themselves a perfectly safe little kingdom, but for how long will it remain safe...and are the zombies the thing they need to fear the most?

Watching it again now, it is dated, but the story and the characters and the intense drama are all so strong that you'd have to be a total dick not to get all wrapped up in the movie and let your imagination run while. Every character that comes on the screen (both humans and zombies) I like to create little stories in my head about how they got to this point. Did you know that the baseball player dude killed a little boy he was molesting then during mid-corpse rape the boy came alive and bit the dude's tallywacker off?! Well, you would have, if you lived in my brain, Stupid! Hahaha. You're so dumb.

The structure of the film is probably the most brilliant thing about the movie. The way all of the action stays on the four main characters and the viewer almost feels like we're an invisible fifth person. Outside of a few understandable (and human under extreme stress conditions), the four do most of the things that you or I would do and that just adds to the intensity of the film.

There's a few negative things I could say (altered ending, multiple crew sightings), but I won't. DAWN OF THE DEAD is probably the greatest and most influential zombie/ horror films ever made. It is a masterpiece. Watch it...over and over and over and never be disappointed.

Part 1 - Night of the Living Dead (1968)
Part 3 - Day of the Dead (1985)
Part 4 - Land of the Dead (2005)
Part 5 - Diary of the Dead (2007)
Part 6 - Survival of the Dead (2009)
Remake - Dawn of the Dead (2004)