The film opens on a space station in the year 2127. There's only one dude, Paul
Merchant, on the station and he's using a remote controlled robot to open up The
Lament Configuration. He's doing this in order to call up Pinhead and then
destroy him with his specially made trap. Right as this is about to happen some
military dudes bust in and take him prisoner. During his interview he warns them
that Pinhead is loose on the ship and tells them his backstory about how back
400 years ago a relative of his innocently created the box for this secretly
evil dude who conjured forth the demon Angelique who is a buddy of Pinhead. Evil
shit happens and blood is splattered all over the joint. Fast-forward to 1996
and another guy in Merchant's bloodline was an architect who designed the
building seen at the end of Part 3. Angelique pieces together that this is where
the cube is (remember the concrete at the end of 3?). This sets off a chain of
events where it's the architect dude versus Pinhead, Angelique and their dog.
Back in 2127, the army guys are quickly killed off by the Pinhead gang, so now
it's up to Merchant to kill Pinhead once and for all...or whatever.
One refreshing thing about the HELLRAISER series is you never know what you're
gonna get. I remember seeing HELLRAISER: BLOODLINE at the theater on opening day at the very first morning
showing and being confused during the opening scene...a
space station! What the fuck? But then when the story set in I really got into it
and even bought that poster above. I still have it. I was so young that I even
remember getting scared. Haha. Watching it again now, it's pretty dated and not
scary at all, but still a fun ride. Pinhead talks a lot, Angelique is pretty
awesome, the Chatter Dog is cool and the story is so out there you can't help
but pay attention. It would've been nice if there had been more nudity, gore and
a higher budget, but hey whatever. For a mid-90's horror flick I think H:B is a
good movie and a nice addition to the HELLRAISER series. Definitely worth
watching if you're a fan.
Also, according to IMDb Kenneth Tobey is listed as "Hologram-Priest (uncredited)"
but I didn't see him.
Part 1 - Hellraiser (1987)
Part 2 - Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Part 3 - Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
Part 5 - Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)
Part 6 - Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)
Part 7 - Hellraiser: Deader (2005)
Part 8 - Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)
Part 9 - Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)
Part 10 - Hellraiser: Judgement (2018)
Remake - Hellraiser (2022)
Friday, August 24, 2012
HELLRAISER III: HELL ON EARTH (1992)
Ohh shit...Pinhead's back! And tis time he done brought an early 90's fake Goth
chick with him! As you remember at the end of Part 2, Pinhead was defeated by
the Channard cenobite and trapped in the Pillar of Souls statue. Fast-forward to
1992 and a dance club owner buys the piece to decorate his living quarters
located above the club. Blood gets splashed on the statue and Boom! Pinhead
busts out! Then he goes downstairs to get his freak on and spill some
blood on the dance floor. After the dance floor massacre a news reporter
along with her female Goth sidekick are on the case. And what they find
is...Hell on Earth.
I like HELLRAISER III. The story could have been better, but it's a fun trip back down early 90's horror memory lane. Gigantic cell phone, a CD cenobite, 90's rock club with go-go dancers, chicks with the sides of their head shaved short, flannel, weak special effects, acceptable screen time for Pinhead, some Pinhead backstory, blasphemy, blood, minor gore, funny 90's fashions. Modern audiences might not care for it, but true HELLRAISER fans will enjoy it.
If you need me I'll be in my room watching the uncut blu-ray.
Part 1 - Hellraiser (1987)
Part 2 - Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Part 4 - Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
Part 5 - Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)
Part 6 - Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)
Part 7 - Hellraiser: Deader (2005)
Part 8 - Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)
Part 9 - Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)
Part 10 - Hellraiser: Judgement (2018)
Remake - Hellraiser (2022)
I like HELLRAISER III. The story could have been better, but it's a fun trip back down early 90's horror memory lane. Gigantic cell phone, a CD cenobite, 90's rock club with go-go dancers, chicks with the sides of their head shaved short, flannel, weak special effects, acceptable screen time for Pinhead, some Pinhead backstory, blasphemy, blood, minor gore, funny 90's fashions. Modern audiences might not care for it, but true HELLRAISER fans will enjoy it.
If you need me I'll be in my room watching the uncut blu-ray.
Part 1 - Hellraiser (1987)
Part 2 - Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Part 4 - Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
Part 5 - Hellraiser: Inferno (2000)
Part 6 - Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)
Part 7 - Hellraiser: Deader (2005)
Part 8 - Hellraiser: Hellworld (2005)
Part 9 - Hellraiser: Revelations (2011)
Part 10 - Hellraiser: Judgement (2018)
Remake - Hellraiser (2022)
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