Four twentysomething-year-old teenagers go to a carnival and for 44
minutes(!!!) walk around talking, playing games, telling and retelling a joke
about a dancing duck, eating cotton candy and making out. Finally they
come up with the brilliant idea of jumping the ride at the Funhouse and spending
the night inside. So they get in and after the joint closes...they witness
a murder. This is done with zero tension, but at least something is
happening. The killer has no idea that they're there, so really all they
have to do (since the doors are locked) is hide out until morning. That is
until one of these geniuses decides to rob the killer!! Yes, the same
killer they're locked in the Funhouse with. Hahaha...too stupid to
live. The rest of the movie is just a tensionless, goreless, bloodless
snoozefest with a generic looking killer. There's also an easy escape
route, but they never take it. Pathetic.
Annnnd...that's about it. Oh yeah, there was two badly shot
topless scenes. Skip it and never look back.
Showing posts with label Tobe Hooper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tobe Hooper. Show all posts
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Saturday, October 11, 2014
EATEN ALIVE (1977)
What a bizarre movie. Instead of doing the logical thing and following up THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE with a cash-in sequel (who knows, maybe there was an legal issue) TCM director/producer/writer/composer Tobe Hooper, writer Kim Henkel and main actress Marilyn Burns created this almost fever dream-like story of an old coot (Neville Brand) running a hotel near a swamp. Despite the fact that the hotel is completely dilapidated, there's no road nearby and the owner is clearly insane the place still gets a steady stream of customers...whom, the owner, kills about as quickly as they show up and then feeds to his huge crocodile. It makes no sense at all.
Still, there's something about EATEN ALIVE that you can't take your eyes off of it. It's just so strange that it's more fascinating than it is entertaining. Over-the-top acting by an whole cast of weird characters, sudden unexpected spurts of violence, gritty camerawork that reminded me at moments of TCM, eternal nighttime, two surprisingly nice topless scenes, strange set design, fake as hell looking crocodile, Marilyn Burns underused (she should have had a bigger role), lots of fog (at one point - 1:19:53 - I swear Neville does the Leatherface dance, but there's so much fog it's hard to tell), old timey country music playing almost non-stop, surreal colours, Freddy Krueger topless.
Not horrible, but not good either. Just strange.
Still, there's something about EATEN ALIVE that you can't take your eyes off of it. It's just so strange that it's more fascinating than it is entertaining. Over-the-top acting by an whole cast of weird characters, sudden unexpected spurts of violence, gritty camerawork that reminded me at moments of TCM, eternal nighttime, two surprisingly nice topless scenes, strange set design, fake as hell looking crocodile, Marilyn Burns underused (she should have had a bigger role), lots of fog (at one point - 1:19:53 - I swear Neville does the Leatherface dance, but there's so much fog it's hard to tell), old timey country music playing almost non-stop, surreal colours, Freddy Krueger topless.
Not horrible, but not good either. Just strange.
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