Four twentysomething-year-old teenagers go to a carnival and for 44
minutes(!!!) walk around talking, playing games, telling and retelling a joke
about a dancing duck, eating cotton candy and making out. Finally they
come up with the brilliant idea of jumping the ride at the Funhouse and spending
the night inside. So they get in and after the joint closes...they witness
a murder. This is done with zero tension, but at least
something is
happening. The killer has no idea that they're there, so really all they
have to do (since the doors are locked) is hide out until morning. That is
until one of these geniuses decides to rob the killer!! Yes, the same
killer they're locked in the Funhouse with. Hahaha...too stupid to
live. The rest of the movie is just a tensionless, goreless, bloodless
snoozefest with a generic looking killer. There's also an easy escape
route, but they never take it. Pathetic.
Annnnd...that's about it. Oh yeah, there was two badly shot
topless scenes. Skip it and never look back.
