Where to even start with this one? Well, the picture on the DVD I watched looked like deep fried monkey shit, but even if this sucker was on the world's greatest Blu-Ray it wouldn't have helped. First off it was made for TV and produced by Hanna-Barbera. What the fuck? I thought Kiss was suppose to be all about partying, drugs, fucking, eating each others vomit while worshiping Satan or something. Hell, I don't know, but I thought they were suppose to be evil. The Gene Simmons character is called The Demon for Satan's sake!
Anyway, so there's an evil scientist living under an amusement park and he likes to turn humans into zombies. Kiss shows up to play some concerts, but somehow get mixed up with fighting the scientist. You'd think they'd be on the side of the evil scientist! It's stupid. The story is below Scooby-Doo standards and it's 96 minutes long! Complete torture.
Good for a laugh, but that's about it. I enjoyed watching Gene Simmons walking around the entire movie like he's trying to clinch in a huge turd.
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