In order to solve the worlds renewable energy problem, scientist Dana Andrews
heads up a project to drill down to the Earth's core and use its nonstop heat to
create power. Trouble is, once they drilled down nearly to the core they
encountered a hard layer that they cannot break through. Solution:
blast that bitch with a nuclear missile! That's right, launch a missile
down into the hole and hope for the best. Naturally, things don't
go too well and the massive explosion (multiplied by a hidden gas pocket) causes
a slow-moving (3mph) crack in the Earth's crust. That can't be good.
Yeah, that's a silly idea for a movie, (you could even say the filmmakers must have been smoking...all of the crack in the world), but it
does have potential
(massive earthquakes destroying cities, damns bursting, the Golden Gate Bridge
falling over, airplane landing on a runway that suddenly splits in two, dogs and
cats living together, oceans boiling up gigantic clouds of steam, a volleyball
game at a nudist colony is broken up by a sink hole with lava spurting out of
it, etc.)...unfortunately
none of that shit happens on screen. Why?
Because half of the film it taken up with a love triangle between Andrews, his
young wife and her scientist ex-boyfriend who she still has the hots for.
Not a single motherfucker who paid to see a movie called Crack in the World(!!!)
gave a single fuck about a love triangle, but it's an excuse to chew up runtime
without spending money of special effects, so it what we got.
Insulting lack of action, weak ending, annoying screaming by the lead actress,
magmanauts, mediocre acting, a guy with zero respect for helicopter blades,
misleading tag line on the poster: "
The day the Earth split in two!"...bullshit.
Based on the poster artwork, I was looking forward to seeing this movie. I
was really curious as to how they were going to overcome the Earth splitting in
friggin'
two, but in the end, I just ended up disappointed and feeling
sorry for Dana Andrews wasting his talents on this lying turkey.
Look how close that helicopter blade is to that guys dome!