EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS (2002)

I like this movie. It wasn't as good as say TREMORS, but it's a nice lighthearted comedy/giant spider movie that probably the entire family could enjoy. I say that because even though there's a bunch of very large spiders killing people, they also make weird cartoonish noises that add a bit of comedy that I would imagine children would find amusing.

The residents of a small desert mining town are dirt poor and the town is drying up.  An evil land developer has been secretly dumping nuclear waste down an unused mine shaft. Next thing you know, giant computer generated spiders are crawling all over the place killing the shit out of people. That sounds gruesome, but like I said, most of the violence is done in a cartoonish way.

Kari Wuhrer in tight jeans and tight t-shirt for the majority of the movie, quick pace, zero nudity, mild violence, zero gore, green spider blood, funny spiders, likeable characters, Sean Penn's mom, ol' boy from MANHUNTER, Scarlett Johansson in a towel.

EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS is a fun movie that should keep you mildly entertained...and sometimes that's all you want out of a movie.

TWO-LANE BLACKTOP (1971)

[Update 03/03/2021: Need to redo this review completely. Fix the screenshots also.]

Two young dudes (one a driver, the other a mechanic) are driving aimlessly all over the country looking for cars to race for a quick buck. One day a young girl climbs into their car and they just drive off without a word. Later at a gas station they start talking to a dude about racing.  They decide to drive across country to Washington D.C. for their pink slips. They take off, but soon the race is forgotten and the rest of the movie is just these people driving around and around. The End.

If you're looking for a race movie (like I was) then you're going to be disappointed, but despite that I still kinda liked this movie a little, but I'm not sure why. There was just something about the feel of the movie that I found appealing. I especially liked the surrealism of the final scene.

After watching the film I read a few articles/reviews and I think the quote that sums the film up best is "a fascinatingly bleak and oblique road movie that perfectly nails the bummed-out malaise of the early 70s"...a.k.a. post-EASY RIDER bullshit where the confused studios were looking for a quick buck.  If that sounds exciting to you then check it out. Or if you're you're actually looking for some 70's hot rodding in your 70's hot rod movie then watch DIRTY MARY CRAZY LARRY instead.