For those who don't know, ShowBiz Pizza Place was a pizza/arcade restaurant back in the 1980's that was geared towards children and advertised as a place "Where a Kid Can Be a Kid." It had all kinds of stuff like a ball pit, coin-operated rides, arcade games and...The Rock-afire Explosion. The Rock-afire Explosion was an animatronic band that featured a singing mouse cheerleader, a guitar-playing polar bear, a piano-playing gorilla and others. It was interesting and I remember seeing them many times as a kid back in the 1980's. Finally, due to financial difficulties, ShowBiz went under and the Rock-afire Explosion was replaced with the lame Chuck E. Cheese band during the early 1990's.
I've never put any thought into The Rock-afire Explosion band ever...until I came across this documentary and I was thoroughly entertained from beginning to end. It was a fun trip down memory lane, plus an intriguing look at some unique individuals.
The film starts out with a brief history of Showbiz/The Rock-afire Explosion and some of its modern-day (mid-2000's) fans. There's more than one introduced, but honestly, the only one they needed was Chris Thrash. He's an unassuming-looking little dude with a horrible diet (he drinks over 2 liters of Mountain Dew a day!!!), but his dedication and love for The Rock-afire Explosion is truly touching. I really liked him a lot. The other main attraction was Aaron Fechter, the guy who actually created The Rock-afire Explosion back in the 1970's. He's a fascinating individual and a great storyteller. I'd love to see a full-length documentary on him alone!
THE ROCK-AFIRE EXPLOSION might not be the greatest documentary ever made, but it's pretty cool and it sent me down a YouTube rabbit hole that lasted for hours! I'd like to see another doc simply about ShowBiz Pizza and why it had so many financial difficulties.
This is waaaay off subject, but seeing people set up private Rock-afire Explosion shows in their houses gave me a ton of ideas for horror movies. My current favorite being: dude sets up an Rock-afire Explosion show in his house and then due to whatever (spilt blood, Satanists, demon-possessed lightening, etc.), the characters come to life and start fucking shit up like the Woodland Critters in South Park. That would be awesome!!!
Wednesday, July 12, 2017
Sunday, July 9, 2017
FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN (1973)
"But what we really need now is the perfect...nasum!"
Weird 1970's retelling of the Frankenstein story. This time around, Udo Kier is Dr. Frankenstein. He's married to his sister and they live in a huge castle. Also, for some unexplained reason, she doesn't have any eyebrows. It kinda freaked me out.
They have a loveless marriage (probably due to the eyebrow shortage), so she gets her kicks by banging random men while he gets off on fucking corpses. He's also obsessed with "creating" the perfect male and the perfect female out of miscellaneous body parts. He's close to finishing, but he just can't find "the perfect...nasum". Another worry is that his male zombie will have a low sex drive, so when Frankenstein mistakenly believes that a local young man is a raging cocksmith (due to an incident at the whorehouse), Frankenstein steals his head. This doesn't sit well with the young man's best friend and current Mrs. Frankenstein plaything, Joe Dallesandro. Joe and his wildly out of place American accent set off to solve The Mystery of My Best Friend's Missing Head.
FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN is way too slow for it's own good. I don't mind slow movies...if they have an interesting story, but, other than like two or three scenes, FFF is a bore. I was hoping for some over the top body part chopping/swapping and wild sex...instead, all I got was Udo Kier talking and making sex faces while wiggling his hands inside a corpse. Yawn.
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Weird 1970's retelling of the Frankenstein story. This time around, Udo Kier is Dr. Frankenstein. He's married to his sister and they live in a huge castle. Also, for some unexplained reason, she doesn't have any eyebrows. It kinda freaked me out.
They have a loveless marriage (probably due to the eyebrow shortage), so she gets her kicks by banging random men while he gets off on fucking corpses. He's also obsessed with "creating" the perfect male and the perfect female out of miscellaneous body parts. He's close to finishing, but he just can't find "the perfect...nasum". Another worry is that his male zombie will have a low sex drive, so when Frankenstein mistakenly believes that a local young man is a raging cocksmith (due to an incident at the whorehouse), Frankenstein steals his head. This doesn't sit well with the young man's best friend and current Mrs. Frankenstein plaything, Joe Dallesandro. Joe and his wildly out of place American accent set off to solve The Mystery of My Best Friend's Missing Head.
FLESH FOR FRANKENSTEIN is way too slow for it's own good. I don't mind slow movies...if they have an interesting story, but, other than like two or three scenes, FFF is a bore. I was hoping for some over the top body part chopping/swapping and wild sex...instead, all I got was Udo Kier talking and making sex faces while wiggling his hands inside a corpse. Yawn.
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