"Merry Christmas. Shitter was full."
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION is probably the greatest Christmas movie
of all time (despite the fact the story ends on Christmas Eve).
This year, instead of driving all over the place, the Griswolds decide to stay
at home for the holidays, so, of course, that means plenty of eggnog, multiple
uninvited guests, pissed off neighbors, a kidnapping, 25,000 imported Italian
twinkle lights and dozens of fantastic quotable lines. I've seen NLCV so
many times, I can probably quote the whole movie.
Clark Griswold is at his best when he's stressed out and in this film he's
definitely stressed out! Worried about his Christmas bonus and overwhelmed
with troublesome relatives, Clark is about to lose his mind, so it's probably
not the greatest idea of all time to single-handedly cover his house in 250
strands of lights...but he does it anyway and the rest is movie history.
Quick pace, a re-watchability rating that's off the scale, a squirrel...excuse
me, I mean "SQUIRREL!", tree sap, nippley weather, perfect acting by a
truly impressive cast, a dog with a sinus condition, a gigantic Christmas tree,
tons of laughs, a
FRIDAY THE 13TH
reference, yuppie neighbors and some asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a
chemical toilet into my sewer.
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION is mandatory viewing. I even have it
saved on my phone so I can have it with me everywhere I go.
Part 1 - National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Part 2 - National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
Part 4 - Vegas Vacation (1997)
Part 5 - Vacation (2015)
Monday, March 6, 2017
Sunday, February 26, 2017
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION (1985)
"Typical American assholes."
Thanks to a tired script, NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION is actually more dated than the original Vacation film released 2 years earlier!
The film opens with an amusing game show scene, in which the Griswold's (or Griswald as it's spelt on his passport) win a trip to Europe. After that, it's mostly downhill with cheap sets, bizarre editing, stock footage, pointless scenes, a boring car chase scene, completely underused European locations, hideous fashions and numerous jokes that are dead on arrival. On the bright side...it's still totally watchable. Chevy Chase has his moments, some familiar faces (Eric Idle, Paul Bartel, John Astin, Ballard Berkeley, William Zabka, etc.) brighten things up, two nice topless scenes, hideous fashions, quick pace and strangely enough...some of the dead humor is now so lame that it's actually become funny to laugh at.
I feel (as a highly-paid professional film critic) that I should probably have more to say about EUROPEAN VACATION, but honestly the subject bores me and I'd much rather move on to the next film in the series, NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION, which is one of my favorite 80's movies of all time! "Shitter was full!"
Part 1 - National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Part 3 - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Part 4 - Vegas Vacation (1997)
Part 5 - Vacation (2015)
Thanks to a tired script, NATIONAL LAMPOON'S EUROPEAN VACATION is actually more dated than the original Vacation film released 2 years earlier!
The film opens with an amusing game show scene, in which the Griswold's (or Griswald as it's spelt on his passport) win a trip to Europe. After that, it's mostly downhill with cheap sets, bizarre editing, stock footage, pointless scenes, a boring car chase scene, completely underused European locations, hideous fashions and numerous jokes that are dead on arrival. On the bright side...it's still totally watchable. Chevy Chase has his moments, some familiar faces (Eric Idle, Paul Bartel, John Astin, Ballard Berkeley, William Zabka, etc.) brighten things up, two nice topless scenes, hideous fashions, quick pace and strangely enough...some of the dead humor is now so lame that it's actually become funny to laugh at.
I feel (as a highly-paid professional film critic) that I should probably have more to say about EUROPEAN VACATION, but honestly the subject bores me and I'd much rather move on to the next film in the series, NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION, which is one of my favorite 80's movies of all time! "Shitter was full!"
Part 1 - National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Part 3 - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Part 4 - Vegas Vacation (1997)
Part 5 - Vacation (2015)
Lame pre-1972 stock footage that doesn't even show the World Trade
Center.
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