I don't know if this films proper name is I ESCAPED FROM THE GESTAPO or NO ESCAPE, since I can find it listed as both.
Set in America (which is kinda disappointing cause with a name like I ESCAPED FROM THE GESTAPO I was kinda expecting it to be held in Nazi Germany or an occupied country), a renowned forger (Dean Jagger) is crashed out of prison by the Nazis and forced against his will to make counterfeit notes for them. Their hideout is a beach side amusement park. Here they use different ways to spy on visiting GI's...stealing letters home, listening to personalize phonograph recordings home, etc.
The story is interesting, but for whatever reason the Nazis are a bunch of non-threatening stupid idiots. They allow Jagger to freely wander around the park, sneak out secret messages, mack on some chick that works at the park and play all kinds of mind games on his dim-witted guard. He gets roughed up a little, but never once did I feel like he was in any real danger.
Interesting watch, but it's so low-budget and the story so trite that I have zero desire to watch it again. Although I did enjoy seeing Blackmer and Carradine working together.
Saturday, July 27, 2013
QUARANTINE 2: TERMINAL (2011)
Happening at the same time as the events from the original QUARANTINE, QUARANTINE 2 tells the story of an airplane leaving Los Angeles with the virus onboard. Stuff happens after they get airborne and a zombie dude starts rampaging around the cabin. So they make an emergency landing only to be quarantined inside the plane and the area where all the baggage gets moved around on conveyors. Running around getting chased by zombies ensue. That's about it.
I wasn't expecting much from QUARANTINE 2, but I was hoping for more than this! Very little blood, zero gore, zero nudity, stiff acting, low budget effects, annoying characters I wanted to punch, lots of talking, predictable body count, me yawning, night vision, zombie cat, zombie rat. Q2 doesn't have much going for it and within a month I will have probably forgotten that I even saw it. Not painfully bad, but just boring. Skip it.
I've finished all five (as of 01/2021) of the movies now and [REC] 3: GENESIS was the best. [REC] 2 was alright.
Original Part 1 - [Rec] (2007)
Original Part 2 - [Rec] 2 (2009)
Original Part 3 - [Rec] 3: Genesis (2012)
Original Part 4 - [Rec] 4: Apocalypse (2014)
Remake - Quarantine (2008)
I wasn't expecting much from QUARANTINE 2, but I was hoping for more than this! Very little blood, zero gore, zero nudity, stiff acting, low budget effects, annoying characters I wanted to punch, lots of talking, predictable body count, me yawning, night vision, zombie cat, zombie rat. Q2 doesn't have much going for it and within a month I will have probably forgotten that I even saw it. Not painfully bad, but just boring. Skip it.
I've finished all five (as of 01/2021) of the movies now and [REC] 3: GENESIS was the best. [REC] 2 was alright.
Original Part 1 - [Rec] (2007)
Original Part 2 - [Rec] 2 (2009)
Original Part 3 - [Rec] 3: Genesis (2012)
Original Part 4 - [Rec] 4: Apocalypse (2014)
Remake - Quarantine (2008)
Sunday, July 21, 2013
INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM (1984)
"Kali Ma. Kali Ma!"
1935. Indiana finds himself poisoned and in an all-out battle with some Chinese gangsters in a swanky Shanghai nightclub. During his daring escape, he accidentally picks up a female nightclub singer by the name of Willie Scott. After getting away on a airplane, he finds himself in an even bigger jam and then mixed up in some bullshit where an evil priest is turning people into mindless zombies and stealing children from a local village to use as slave labor in his mine! Even worse is this dude can use an evil Von Erich Claw move to pull out your still beating heart before tossing you in a volcano! That's awesome!!!
For some reason (maybe because it's so dark, maybe because Kate Capshaw screams a lot), this film is kinda looked down on by members of the No Fun Club, but I love it and have watched it like 13 million times. The story is badass and packed in tight as Hell, there's not a minute wasted in this sucker. It's constantly going forward. The action scenes get you all excited and that bug scene! Holy shit, that scene was ickier than a dozen killer bug movies.
Awesome temple, great bad guy that's actually scary, fast pace, crazy action, gross/hilarious dinner scene, jaw-dropping roller coaster/mine cart chase. INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM has everything a great adventure movie needs. Highly recommended. I love this movie.
Part 1 - Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Part 3 - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Part 4 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Part 5 - Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
1935. Indiana finds himself poisoned and in an all-out battle with some Chinese gangsters in a swanky Shanghai nightclub. During his daring escape, he accidentally picks up a female nightclub singer by the name of Willie Scott. After getting away on a airplane, he finds himself in an even bigger jam and then mixed up in some bullshit where an evil priest is turning people into mindless zombies and stealing children from a local village to use as slave labor in his mine! Even worse is this dude can use an evil Von Erich Claw move to pull out your still beating heart before tossing you in a volcano! That's awesome!!!
For some reason (maybe because it's so dark, maybe because Kate Capshaw screams a lot), this film is kinda looked down on by members of the No Fun Club, but I love it and have watched it like 13 million times. The story is badass and packed in tight as Hell, there's not a minute wasted in this sucker. It's constantly going forward. The action scenes get you all excited and that bug scene! Holy shit, that scene was ickier than a dozen killer bug movies.
Awesome temple, great bad guy that's actually scary, fast pace, crazy action, gross/hilarious dinner scene, jaw-dropping roller coaster/mine cart chase. INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM has everything a great adventure movie needs. Highly recommended. I love this movie.
Part 1 - Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Part 3 - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Part 4 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Part 5 - Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
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