Alright, see if you can follow this (because I barely could): a guy unknowingly
has multiple personalities, one of them being local serial killer "The Riverton
Ripper". When he accidentally discovers that he's The Ripper he goes bonkers,
kills his pregnant wife and is in the act of attacking his young daughter when
the coppers bust in and shoot him. Stuff happens and while he's being
transported to the hospital he stabs an EMT in the neck, causing the ambulance
to wreck and explode. His body is never found. Within the hour, 7 babies
are born at the local hospital and then sixteen years later on their sixteenth
birthday the "Riverton 7" start getting killed off one at a time. Could
the culprit be The Riverton Ripper? A reincarnated soul? Somebody else
completely? A wookalar? Or maybe The Ripper's ghost returning to
haunt/possess/murder the seven teenagers?
If MSTT was made by a first-time director I might be a little more forgiving,
but seeing how it was written, produced and directed by horror legend Wes Craven
who's been in the business since 1971, I can't help but be disappointed at how
amateurish the whole thing felt. I didn't hate the film, but that's not saying
much or even an accurate statement because there isn't much happening in MYTT to
hate. It's literally too bland to even make a critical judgement about. There
isn't one single original idea in the entire movie; the story is ancient; we
never even get a clear shot at the killer (he appears to be a large, scruffier
version of Rob Zombie); the characters are all bland stereotypes we've already
seen a million times before (lonely nerd, abusive jock, power-hungry preppy;
prude prayer chick, etc.), really boring photography. And with almost zero violence, gore, blood or nudity I
don't even know what Wes was thinking the audience would be entertained by!
Not face-punchingly bad, just boring, formulaic and extremely bland. Skip it with a
vengeance...or watch it to make fun of. All of that said, I own this
motherfucker.
























