Sunday, September 15, 2013
Now that might sound like the plot to a dozen different horror movies, but since this was the 80's it's actually a comedy! Turns out Goldie's real husband is super happy when she turns up missing so he doesn't claim her at the hospital. That leaves the door open for Kurt to take her home and tell her that his four uneducated cavemen children are hers. He then tortures her by tricking her into working nonstop around his dump of a house. As expected a spark appears and they fall in love and knock boots, but since Kurt knows the truth and her previous self would have never given him the time of day I would consider that a case of rape through deception. Add onto that kidnapping, fraud and a host of other charges and Kurt would probably be spending a long time in jail.
To say enjoying OVERBOARD requires a suspension of disbelief is an understatement, but even so it was just too much for me. The comedy isn't funny enough, the direction is plain, the story completely unbelievable and those kids brains are gonna be all fucked up. Hardcore fans of 80's comedies might find the story endearing and funny, but I just found it more depressing than anything. If you need me I'll be in my room watching GROUNDHOG DAY.