Friday, August 7, 2009

UNINVITED (1988)

This is a perfect example of a film maker having a good idea, but not enough talent or budget to make a film as good as the idea...yes, I just said that a story about a cat with a with poisonous saliva oozing monster living inside of it was a good idea.

So you got this cat and somehow these genetic scientists have messed with it to the point that it now has a monster living inside of it and whenever the cat is threaten or pissed off the monster jumps out of the cat's mouth, whips everybody's ass and then crawls back into the cat. What the cat thinks about of this I don't know, but it doesn't seem too happy. Anyway, so the cat escapes from the lab and after killing a few people ends up on a dock where a slut finds it and takes it aboard a yacht. The boat gets out on the ocean and everybody on board argues constantly and for whatever reason they let the drunkest guy in the group at the wheel, so they end up way off course. Right about then the cat says "I've had enough of this shit." starts biting every mothertrucker it can get it's paws on.

That sounds pretty crazy and it is, but my favorite thing about this film is how perfectly horrible all of the dialogue and acting are! It's ridiculous. Alex Cord is especially stiff.

Also for some odd reason the back cover to the VHS gives away the entire movie!