Thursday, December 20, 2012

GHOST SHIP (2002)

GHOST SHIP wasn't as good as I was expecting...and I was expecting it to suck.  The story is about a long lost snooze, I mean, cruise ship that's just floatin' around out in the ocean for like 40 years when some salvage dudes find it.  Stuff happens, actually that's a lie, nothing happens.  Eventually though the salvage crew figures out that there's more to this ship than meets the eye.  They try to escape but it's too late.  They're firmly in the sleep inducing clutches of a ghost.  Some really, really boring ghost.

Zero scares, zero gore, zero logic, shitty CG, piss poor topless scene, zero fucks given.  I'm sure there's some people out there who love GHOST SHIP, but I'm not one of them and I can't even see why it's even considered a "horror" movie cause nothing even remotely scary happens the entire movie.  The story has potential, but flushes it all away.  Skip it with a vengeance.