topless chicks and this thing is going to be a hit! So whatta ya think?" "Go for it, but make sure to throw in some corny dialogue that people can giggle at in 50 years."
When the film first started I was kinda taken back at how interesting the opening credits were with the horny teenager boy going to school and walking down the hallway, the whole time being bombarded with sexy chicks everywhere he looks. Suddenly Rock Hudson shows up and he was like some over-the-top 70's stud slingin' ding-a-ling non-stop like John Holmes! It was great!!! Then...after like 30 minutes the film just stalled. It was weird. Instead of continuing with the same momentum of the opening act, the second and third acts don't really go anywhere. The girls were still beautiful, of course, but the story dies a slow death.
Worth watching if just for the oddity value of the whole thing. And I honestly would love to learn the truth behind the making of this movie. Oh yeah, I nearly forgot, this movie was produced and written by Gene ("Star Trek") Roddenberry.