This early John Waters' outing finds Mary Vivian Pearce getting her toes sucked
in a public park while she dreams about Cinderella. Afterwards, she's hit
by a car driven by Divine. Divine tosses the unconscious Pearce in her
backseat and drives around town. All kinds of crazy stuff happens
including seeing the Virgin Mary in a pig pen, them being committed to an insane
asylum and Pearce's feet being amputated and replaced with some kind of chicken
feet that when clicked together give her the ability to
teleport to different places around town. The End.
I liked MONDO TRASHO, but at 95 minutes it's way too long. It would
have been much better at just half that time. Wacky, off-the-wall stories
like this are much better told quickly and without giving the audience a chance
to think too much about what's going on. With MONDO TRASHO the viewer has
plenty of time to daydream. Simple scenes go on and on without
reason. Example: the scenes showing Mary Vivian Pearce leaving her
residence, waiting on the bus and then riding the bus before arriving at the
park take from 2:45 to 7:23. That's over 4 minutes of literally
nothing! No dialogue, no forward movement. Nothing. It's the
opening scene of the movie (post-opening credits), so why not just
start the film at the park!? There's many unneeded scenes like
this. That said, I love early John Waters' stuff, so even watching
Dreamlanders running around doing nothing is still interesting.
Crude B&W photography, Divine briefly out of drag, slow as molasses pace,
crazy story that doesn't make a lick of sense, chickens murdered, a ridiculous
amount of songs snipped and spliced together. Worth a watch for fans of
Waters, but most other people would probably be bored to tears. I would
love to one day see a proper release with a John Waters audio commentary.