"Marry him?! Are you kidding? I'm getting an abortion and I can't wait!"
Francine Fishpaw (Divine) is not having a good week. Not only does her
pornographer husband leave her for a younger (and less hairy) woman, but her
mentally insane teenage son turns out to be the notorious "Foot Stomper" (who's
been going around town stomping on women's feet) and her teenage daughter has
gotten knocked up by a local juvenile delinquent (and is so desperate to get an
abortion that she's been hitting herself in the stomach with a hammer and
throwing herself, stomach-first into pointy objects)...but not
everything is bad news bears in Francine's life, because she's also been
swept off her stinky feet by the super sexy Todd Tomorrow (Tab Hunter)!
POLYESTER might have a bigger budget and better production values than previous
John Waters' films, but it's still pretty messed up. Murder, forced
underage prostitution, public humiliation, cocaine, abortion, blasphemy, human
trafficking, foot fetish, sexual assault, physical assault, elderly abuse,
cross-dressing, alcoholism, teenage pregnancy, pornography, adultery, underage
drinking, underage drug use, mental illness, attempted suicide, nuns. In
other words...it's awesome!
Plus, it's Edith Massey and Cookie Mueller's last John Waters film, so what is
there not to love?