"Our main idea for the day was to murder Mother."
Loosely based on the real life 1954 Parker–Hulme murder case in Christchurch,
New Zealand, HEAVENLY CREATURES starts out with the introduction of the two
girls, Juliet Hulme and Pauline Parker, (played by Kate Winslet and Melanie
Lynskey) to each other. Pauline is an unkempt and homely girl who sticks
to herself while Juliet is beautiful, cheerful and outgoing. At first, it
would seem that these two are complete opposites, but as Fate would have it,
they take an immediate liking to each other and are soon
inseparable. They spend all of their time together having fun and making
up elaborate adventure stories set in a fictional place called "the Fourth World". It's all very innocent. Eventually, the parents (on both sides)
become concerned about the closeness of Pauline and Juliet and fear that they
might be...gay! Gasp! The parents try different things to separate
the two girls, but none of it works. It only creates stress in a situation
that was completely stress-free before. Eventually, Juliet's parents
decide to remove Juliet from New Zealand altogether and move her in with a
relative in South Africa! Jesus Christ, talk about an overreaction!
Things get even worse when the girls hear about this news. Their
completely insane response is to beat Pauline's mother to death with a brick!
I was lucky enough to see HEAVENLY CREATURES in the theater when it was released
in 1994 and I loved it. It was so shocking to see such a mature and
professionally crafted film from the guy who brought me BAD TASTE, MEET THE
FEEBLES and
DEAD ALIVE! That said, time has definitely diminished the impact of HEAVENLY
CREATURES. Watching it again now, the "Uncut" version (which is 10 minutes
longer) is too long, the special effects are dated and the ending is way too
abrupt. There's no closure to the story. It just kinda ends and
tosses some words on the screen about what happened afterwards. I didn't
find that to be a satisfactory ending at all. It only created more
questions in my handsome brain.
My minor complaints aside, HEAVENLY CREATURES is still 100% worth
watching. Unique story, imaginative storytelling style, strong acting,
Peter Jackson cameo, some familiar faces from other Jackson films (I smiled from
ear to ear at seeing Elizabeth Moody), some funny jokes about how
"hideous" Orson Welles looked, wonderful photography.
I don't know it will ever happen, but I'd love it if Peter Jackson
and company would release an extras-packed edition of HEAVENLY CREATURES.
I mean, after releasing a extras-packed version of DEAD ALIVE, of course.