Friday, May 9, 2014

NO TIME FOR COMEDY (1940)

Well, nobody can accuse Warner Brothers of false advertising.  There isn't a single funny thing in NO TIME FOR COMEDY.

When small town playwright Jimmy Stewart scores his first Broadway play, he heads to NYC to help with the production.  He ends up falling in love with the lead actress, Rosalind Russell.  The honeymoon doesn't last too long though when he starts power-drinking and spending too much time with a rich socialite.

Right from the very beginning, NO TIME FOR COMEDY is a bust.  After Stewart shows up in the Big Apple there's the standard country boy in the big city humor that's not even remotely funny.  At the same time there's some, I guess, romantic sparks between Steward and Russell, but it's so badly written and the characters so poorly constructed that I was taken back when they started talking about getting married.  I didn't even know they liked each other!  The marriage happens and through a quick montage we see that Stewart has become a successful playwright.  The action then settles in on the home life of Stewart and Russell...oh wait never mind, I guess now suddenly Stewart is an alcoholic who's never home.  When he finally manages to stumble home he's in love(?) with a rich patron of the arts who's taken Stewart under her wealthy wing.  Rosalind does the only sensible thing and gets engaged to the socialite's husband!  What the hell?  Then after Stewart's next play is a bust he learns humility and returns to Rosalind.  Yeah, I'm sure that'll last.

Unfortunately, as with the majority of these older studio system production line movies, we'll never know the true story of what was going on behind the camera, but I can only imagine the writing portion of this production was a disaster.  The story was adapted from a play so I don't know if there was something lost between the stage and the screen, but even with two of the finest comedic actors of the time NTFC is a laughless bore.  Honestly I don't even know how this clunker got the greenlight.  Skip it with a vengeance.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

BETTER OFF DEAD (1985)

"Two dollars."

High schooler Lane Myer (John Cusack) is hung up on his girlfriend...bad.  So when she dumps him for the captain of the high school ski team, Lane at first tries to kill himself, but then after multiple failed attempts decides the best way to win her back is by skiing down the deadly K-12 faster than the ski captain douchebag.  While he's training for the big ski showdown, he has all kinds of misadventures.  Everything from eating his mom's bizarre cooking to giving a duck a ride to school to getting a job at a seedy hamburger joint to finally sexing up his sexy foreign exchange student neighbor.

Dancing cheeseburgers, an insane paperboy, mom's food coming alive and crawling off the table, a working laser gun, a drag racing Japanese guy who announces the race in a Howard Cosell voice through loudspeakers attached to the top of his car, skiing down a mountain on a bicycle, solving a life crisis with a skiing contest...this movie's got some crazy shit going on, but instead of come off as completely over the top like in an AIRPLANE!-style, BETTER OFF DEAD seems more like the imagination of a teenager come to life.  I was in middle school when BETTER OFF DEAD came out and it totally clicked with me.  I probably wore my VHS tape straight the fuck out.

Watching it now, it's a little dated, but got a lot of clever stuff going on.  Recommended for the young at heart.