Monday, September 28, 2009
Two teenage friends are messing around in an abandoned building after school when they find a naked female zombie chained up to a gurney. Naturally they never strongly question where this monster came from and just decide to make the best out of a bad situation and keeps the chick as a sex slave. Of course things spiral out of control, but it's all telegraphed so far ahead that you can guess the entire movie after 15 minutes.
The other thing that pissed me off, besides the complete lack of imagination on the part of the writer, is the ridiculous loose ends [SPOILERS!!!] you're telling me that 5 students from the same high school can all either die or disappear (because they are dead) and the police are never going to get involved?! Horseshit! Also where the f did the zombie come from and why didn't whoever put it there come back and claim her? That would be truly scary, cause whoever is behind this has to be completely evil.
Maybe the entire film is some kind of weak fairy tale allegory bullshit about fantasies, feminism or who knows maybe even homoerotic desires? Cause I damn sure don't want to stand behind some dude just staring at him humping on some dead broad.
Ehh, fuck it. The movie blew, but not bad enough to not watch it. If you're into necrophilia cinema then check it out, but not until after you watch AFTERMATH, NEKROMANTIK (PART 1 only, PART 2 was weak), VISITOR Q and KISSED first. I did like the look of the film though, it reminded me of Larry Clark's straightforward style from BULLY and KIDS...hey, I just had a cool idea: think how badass this film might have turned out if Larry Clark had directed it! Now that would have been interesting to see.