Monday, January 11, 2010


[Update 07/22/17: God this review is all fucked up. I'll try to fix it one day.]

RAWHEAD REX doesn't mess around. Right from the opening scene he's kicking ass! A farmer in Ireland is clearing a field when he comes across some big rock with ancient looking writing on it. A normal person would maybe call a museum or something, but no, not this guy. This guy knocks it over and out pops Rawhead Rex like a jack-in-the-box! Boom! He's been buried down there forever, so to make up for lost time he runs around for the rest of the movie killing everybody he sees. The only break he takes from the ass kicking is to urinate on a priest! That's awesome.

I really enjoyed this movie. Rawhead looks pretty cool in an 80's monster kind of way, lots of great violence, nice tits, a quick pace, a beautiful Irish countryside setting...RAWHEAD REX is rad. Check it out.

Question: why didn't Rawhead kill the pregnant broad? I thought for sure he was going to give her a falcon punch or stomp on her belly, but then the scene just cut off. Did I miss something?