I remember back when I was a professional assassin I executed thousands, maybe
millions, of people but never once did I fill a waterbed with gasoline
and shoot a red hot dart into it. Come to think of it, I never converted an egg
beater into a penis-grinder either. Goddamn it Ilsa, you win again!!!
ILSA, SHE WOLF OF THE SS is, of course, the best of the Ilsa series and TIGRESS
OF SIBERIA is my second favorite. The other two weren't as imaginative. This
time around, the film opens at a Siberian prison camp in 1953. Ilsa is the boss
and during the day she tortures/kills the prisoners in horrible ways
(electrocution, ice water, man-eating tiger, chainsaw arm wrestling,
head-crushing with huge hammer, etc.),
then at night she had the guards fight over her and the two winners get to fuck
her and her fat tits. The losers are then pretty much raped by the unattractive
female guards.
When Stalin is killed, the guards burn the camp (with all the prisoners locked
inside) and split. Jump forward to Canada in 1977 and Ilsa is running a
whorehouse. The women are held captive with the thanks of Ilsa's brainwashing
techniques. Then one day, a prisoner who escaped the Siberian torture camp alive
walks in the door of Ilsa's whorehouse. Ilsa kidnaps him and starts torturing
him again. With the help of her high-tech fear-monitoring computer she discovers
that his biggest fear is having Ilsa bite his dick off...Yikes! You'll just have
to see for yourself what happens next.
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Part 1 - Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS (1975)
Part 2 - Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks (1976)
Part 4 - Wanda, the Wicked Warden (1977)