Monday, May 31, 2010

SEEDPEOPLE (1992)

How much you enjoy SEEDPEOPLE will depend on how many friends you have with you. If you have a few friends then it's gonna be a fucking blast! If you're alone and sober it'll probably suck a stack of duck dicks.

Mixing 90% INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, 15% CRITTERS 2, 12% "The Tommyknockers" and 4% "The Colour Out of Space" SEEDPEOPLE is the exciting at first and then boring for a long time story about a small secluded town that is suddenly taken over by seeds from outer space that's turning the locals into some sort of alien creatures.

It's pretty goddamn shitty, but there are a few snappy lines thrown in. My favorites: "What in the ding-dong-heck-a-ma doodle-hell is going on here?", "That stuff's stronger than five tons of monkey piss!" and "Plants are the most cunning and savage of all life forms!"

If you are extremely bored (or you have friends around!) it's worth a watch, but don't expect too much. Nobody get's naked by the way and that sucks cause the main female was kinda good looking...