ZOMBABIES without resorting to burning down their house and somehow even even finished SLIMED without punching my cat in his cute little furry face, but even my supermacho shitty movie tolerance skills were put to the test by this 174 minute TV remake of THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE.
First off not only does the movie look like total shit, but it also has a bunch of unneeded stuff about the terrorists planning and acting out the bombing onboard the Poseidon that leads to it for whatever reason flipping over instead of just sinking. It's all very cheap looking and the story padded out so much that the pain is almost insufferable. I did somehow found the strength inside of me to trudge threw it, but it wasn't easy and I regretted doing so the entire time. When I'm laying on my death bed, I'll probably be willing to give anything for another 174 minutes of life and here I am now just throwing it away. So let my wasteful suffering be a warning to you: don't watch this movie ever! Instead do something productive with that 174 minutes like asking that hot chick out on a date or reading a book or curing cancer or masturbating in the shower.