Badly written story filled with unfunny humor (example: while a psycho is shooting up a restaurant an overweight girl eats all of her friend's food. Hardy-har-har!), mildly interesting nudity, the resort location is never really laid out, Emily Longstreth looking cute, brain fried punk, 80's fashions, horrible music, awesome cover on the VHS. Compared to most mid-80's sex comedies PRIVATE RESORT is a little bit below average mainly due to the lack of any standout topless scenes and zero laughs. There wasn't even any of the "so stupid it's funny" stuff that's in a lot of these movies. Skip it.
The only smile I got from the entire movie was this guys strut.
Hey, it's ol' girl from EVIL LAUGH.