Monday, March 25, 2019
An alien spaceship(?) comprised of what looks to be pure energy [writer takes break to watch Information Society - "What's On Your Mind" music video on YouTube] passes through the Mir space station (the Mir was a space station that orbited the Earth from 1986 to 2001). The pass-through kills all of the astronauts on the Mir and beams a signal down to a research vessel in the South Pacific. Some time later, a tugboat happens across the research vessel during a typhoon. Looking for shelter, the tugboat crew boards the research vessel only to find that the whole place is wrecked and it looks like a small battle happened onboard...plus, everybody is missing.
That's not really the most original idea ever, but in the correct hands, the mystery could turn out to be awesome! Unfortunately, the people who made this film were not the correct hands. It ends up the energy beam took over the electrical equipment on the ship (think MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE at sea) and viewing the humans as a virus, it started killing them in anyway it could. Whether by nail gun or anchor drop or building a Terminator-like robot out of a corpse and giving it a gun. That sounds exciting, but for a whole host of reasons, VIRUS is not exciting.
Mediocre acting that honestly seemed like the actors didn't care, poor lighting, messy action scenes full of people yelling and sparks flying all over the joint, zero nudity, very light gore, medium pace, dated special effects, forgettable characters, boring dialogue, abrupt ending that was only satisfying in that I could turn off the movie and do something else.
VIRUS would be worth watching in the middle of the night if it came on TV and you were too lazy to turn the channel, but that's about it.