[Update 11/17/2021: Need to redo this review completely. Fix the screenshots also.]
A few years after an apocalyptic event kills most of the humans and animals on
Earth, a Man and his Boy are wandering around the countryside scavenging for
canned goods and supplies as they make their way towards the ocean. The
places they visit are mostly uninhabited, so the majority of the film is simply
the Man and the Boy walking and walking and walking. Very exciting.
I love post-apocalyptic stories, but this one did nothing for me. It looked good, but you've have to have something happen!
The story doesn't have to be anything profound, but it has to be more than just
two people wandering around. Have some cannibals steal his son and then have the
Man chase after them and kick some ass...or not kick ass and they both get
eaten. I would have rather seen that than these two half-dead motherfuckers
walking around for two hours looking sad.
If you need me I'll be in my Y2K shelter reading Robert
McCammon's "Swan Song".
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Saturday, October 2, 2010
THE TALL T (1957)
Randolph Scott is a tough rancher in town on errands. On his way back out to his
spread he and a couple riding a stage are taken hostage by three blood-thirsty
outlaws. The husband of the woman is a yellow-bellied wimp who instantly tells
the bad guys that his wife's father is rich, so now it's up to Scott to outsmart
these scumbags while they wait on their ransom.
Watchable story, but there's really not enough depth to the characters or the story to make it worth recommending. Scott was good, but he just didn't have the screen presence of John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart. I was a little disappointed. Worth watching if you're bored.
Watchable story, but there's really not enough depth to the characters or the story to make it worth recommending. Scott was good, but he just didn't have the screen presence of John Wayne or Jimmy Stewart. I was a little disappointed. Worth watching if you're bored.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
VAMPIRE GIRL VS FRANKENSTEIN GIRL (2009)
Set in a world where every human has at least 666 gallons of bright red,
high-pressure blood in them, VAMPIRE GIRL VS FRANKENSTEIN GIRL tells the story
of Monami, a new transfer student to Tokyo High School who just happens to
also be a vampire! She has a crush on Mizushima, who is the
kinda-boyfriend of fellow student Keiko. Keiko's father is the
vice principal and secretly a mad scientist who, in cahoots with the sexy
school nurse, is killing students and experimenting on reanimation.
Things happen and Keiko is soon transformed into Frankenstein Girl.
That story sounds silly as hell (and it is), but for whatever reason, I
honestly found moments of this film to be emotionally beautiful.
Blood spraying 30 feet in the arm, suicidal girl slicing their wrists to the
bone (literally, on camera), non-stop dismemberment and cartoonish
violence...but yet, the story was very sad and left me sitting in an
introspective daze more than once.
I'm normally not a big fan of the wacky-Japanese-over-the-top genre, but VGVFG
really connected with me. Imaginative story, quick pace that never lets up for
a minute, beautiful girls (especially Yukie Kawamura), high school setting,
excellent music that fit very well with the action onscreen (that simple
Oasis-style tune that played when Monami was falling was magnificent), insane
creatures, masterful direction, a delightful take on the vampire and
Frankenstein stories, over exaggerated high school cliques, sexy school
uniforms. I could go about this movie for a long time, but you'd be
better suited just leaving this shitty review and watching it for yourself.
Also, there's some fun extras on the blu-ray, including over an hour of footage filmed during the making of the movie! Great stuff.
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