The loss of his van isn't a big deal though because his mad scientist friend just completed "Vandora" a supervan that can drive fast and shoot lasers! A Smokey tries to stop him so he sends out a sonic wave that blows up the coppers radio. Thrilling.
Finally, they get to the big Freak Out and they weren't lying cause there's some freaky, unwashed, fucked up, burned out motherfuckers up in this motherfucker including a cameo by a completely wasted Charles Bukowski spraying down women in a wet t-shirt contest! Let that sink in: I'm sitting here watching a stupid movie about a "super" van when suddenly from out of nowhere one of the greatest writers of all time just wanders onscreen while spraying down women with a water hose! What a weird world we live in.
The main guy takes part in some exciting van competitions like driving your van 10 feet up a hill. Vandora wins the grand prize, but that pisses off a evil van modifying corporation, so then there's a police chase and laser shooting.
If you're into van modifying or bizarre 70's cinema then check it out. Others will probably do best staying away. Zero tits, lame van chases, lots of weird paintings, lots of chicks with funky 70's bodies, futuristic sound effects when Vandora is onscreen, hippies, filmed on location in Missouri!
Charles Bukowski. Is that a bluebird in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
